Revenge of the Ex's || Vkook

Chapter 4: Food

A/N An update? Who is she?

"Alright team", Jungkook began, Taehyung sitting on the couch in front of him.

"Kook, it's just me-", he began with a giggle.

"Shhhhhh, team let me talk", Jungkook said, Taehyung giggling at that even more," Today, marks the day of crossing official prank number one off the list"

"Wooooooooooo!", Taehyung cheered with some clapping, playing along.

"We shall attack with speed, skill, and intellect! Tonight, we shall feast in victory!", Jungkook said, raising his fist in the air. They both burst out laughing a minute later at the youngers over the top behavior. Jungkook sat down beside Taehyung on the couch," Okay, let's get to ordering"

"Agreed", Taehyung smiled, grabbing his phone, Jungkook grabbing his own as well. See, Hoseok had trusted them enough to have his Postmates login information on their phones, which had his credit car attached.

The duo had decided to invite Jimin and a bunch others over for a party tonight to celebrate the beginning of their revenge plan. Well, lots of people means they need lots of food, which is where the Postmates account came in.

From both their phones, they began ordering one of everything off the menu's of basically every restaurant on the app, well, the ones they liked at least. Each separate bill for the food alone was well over $3000, not including the delivery fee yet, which was a hefty $450 each.

The two looked over at each other with a smirk before pressing order, Jungkook going first and getting the approved sign, then Taehyung doing the same. They both refreshed their pages to make sure there were two charges, and indeed there was. The two high fived with smiles.

"And now we wait for the food and an angry Hoseok", Taehyung smiled.

***

A few hours later, all of the food had been delivered and the party of 50+ people was in full swing. Taehyung, Jungkook, and Jimin all were dancing with each other, drinks in hand, when the doorbell started ringing.

They quickly paused the music and got everyone's attention, quieting them down. Jungkook stood up on the coffee table.

"He has arrived", he said, the crowd cheering. Jungkook quieted them once more before going to the door and opening it with an innocent expression," Whatever could you be here for?"

"You know exactly why I'm here!", Hoseok scoffed angrily," $8000 dollars of food?! What the fuck! Why do you need that much food! And why did you use my card?!"

"Ohhh that was your card? Oopsies", Jungkook giggled," We're having a party, and it's a bit rude of you for interrupting and imposing"

"A bit rude? A bit rude?! You spent $8000 of my hard earned money!", Hoseok yelled.

"I said oopsies, I can't offer anything else", Jungkook shrugged," K, bye!"

With that, he shut and locked the door in Hoseok's face, leaving the male shocked and pissed beyond belief. Jungkook turned back to the crowd.

"Mission success!", he giggled, the crowd wooing with glee," Let's get the party going!"

With that, the music was turned back on, and the trio continued dancing amongst their friends and fellow haters of Hoseok.

***

By three in the morning, everyone had left Jungkook's house except him, Jimin, and Tae. The three were on the couch watching horror movies, drunk of their asses.

"Hoe! Don't go in the garage! This is why you're gonna get stabbied to death!", Jimin whined at the Tv," Dumb whore"

"That's not nice, maybe she's nice and conservative", Taehyung pouted.

"Tae, she was sucking that other dudes dick in the last scene and having sex with a different guy the scene before that", Jungkook cackled," Jiminie has everyyyyyyyyyyyy right to say that"

"Thank you Kookjung, I mean Jookung, uhhhh kungjook?", Jimin questioned before falling over from laughter.

"He's bunny boy!", Taehyung giggled, falling against Jimin.

"Nu uh! I'm uh, I'm... okay bunny boy it is", Jungkook laughed, going to fall back on the couch, but facing the wrong direction, falling onto the floor instead, causing the others to wheeze in laughter.

"You missed the couchhhhhh!", Jimin cried out in laughter.

"Bitch you missed your growth spurt!", Jungkook shot back, not missing a beat. Jimin had a shocked and offended look on his face, and Taehyung was dying of laughter between them. A moment of silence between the other two later, they were laughing and drunkenly singing In the Jungle, Taehyung joining in on the high notes in the background.

By five in the morning, the trio had passed out in various spots of the living room, dead asleep, the movies still playing. Had it been a stupid night? Most definitely. However, it had been the best night Jungkook and Taehyung had had since the breakup. Actually, scratch that, it had been the best night all three of them had had since the two had started dating Hoseok.

He had been controlling and very time consuming, always demanding they were with him, but only on his terms. When they asked him to come over or to hang out, it was always the same answer of he was busy, or he needed time because of how clingy they are. In other words, he was a massive dick to them.

But, tonight, none of that mattered. They had fun, they drank... a lot, and they forgot about him for the most part. They made new memories that would most likely be forgotten by morning and replaced with killer hangovers, but they would fade back as the trio would check their snapchats and wonder why the hell they posted any of it.

Of course, they would then proceed to save it to their camera rolls and share the memories to the group chat, because who doesn't love laughing at themselves when doing dumb shit with their friends. All in all, they would value the newfound memories none the less, because those memories showed unapologetic happiness... maybe some drunken tears too, but mostly happiness.

Yeah, tonight had been a good night.

A/N I honestly had so much fun writing this chapter. 10/10 my favorite so far. Let me know what you guys think :)

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