Brotherly fluff

Del's world is turned upside down..

"Where is that little Dipstick!" Del was fuming, Rodney had forgotten to put petrol in the Van. "When I get my hands on that little Plonker!" Del poured himself a cocktail as Grandad was dipping his teeth into the Jar. "He's just gone out with that Mickey Pearce! He'll be home with a hangover in the early hours of the morning you watch!"
All of a sudden there was a phone call...
Del answered it "RODNEY YOU BETTER....." all of a sudden Del stopped...."Hello? Mr Trotter? You're a relative of Rodney Trotter?" "Yes I am UNFORTUNATELY. he's my little brother. What's that little dipstick done now?! Here, he ain't been smoking that Moroccan Woodbine with that Chinese Tart again has he?!" The Nurse on the phone was shocked. "No...Mr Trotter....You see....Rodney was involved in an accident... all of a sudden Del's heart dropped.."ACCIDENT?! WHAT ACCIDENT?! IS HE OKAY?!" "He had a blow to the head he was unconscious at the scene and is awaiting further tests." Del dropped the phone and screamed for Grandad. "GRANDAD!" "What is it Del Boy? I'm eating my emperor burger!" "Rodney's in Hospital!" "Hospital?! Why Del Boy?!" He hit his head! I'm going to see him! You stay here Grandad I don't think you're teeth will be aloud in the Ward!" Del raced out the Van and down the Hospital.