**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚02:Nigthmare Gay˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚*

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Midoriya turned on the tablet and he started to look at the different posts.

"Oh, look there is an animation, should we check it out?"

"Why not?" Said tokoyami.

"Well then" Midoriya started the video, on the screen, appeared his face.

Midoriya: I had this weird dream and, you know when like you have a nightmare and it's so intense that your, even your leg tries to wake you up, your leg is like GET UP

They chuckled

your legs kicks awake and you wake up, this, this is the dream right: I was being chased by a giant crab... midoriya of the video blushes

it's not funny...

this huge like 50 ft. Crab was chasing me down a beach and was doing that crab run when he was like: SSSSSSKK SSSSSSKK

They all laughed, the "Crab" was Bakugou.... with snappers.

he will snap at me, with those little snappers.

And he was all night long, like run 100 miles and you all know when you are being chased by like a killer or beast in the dream, they can run as fast as they want, but you can't fucking you are like AHH COME OOON I CAN'T MOOVE

But the fucking crab is like SSSK SSK SK and his eyes will appear and lightning was shooting out of his eyes, and he was wearing little loafers or something... I don't know.

Koda laughed

Oh, my leg fucking went GET UP and I woke up for like a second and then I went right back in the fucking dream

which only happens with a nightmare you never like wake up and if you are having sex with Cindy Crawford and you wake up and you are trying to pretend you are not awake, you know,

Mineta laughed

try to trick yourself, OH no, I'm not awake, I'm in cancun with Cindy... noooo

but I fell back I'm the dream, and the crab was waiting for me, it was like SSSK SSSSSSKK SK

"I CAN'T TAKE IT" Screamed kaminari, laughing like crazy

and I was like NOT AGAIN

all night long and then I woke up and I called my buddy Mike, todoroki appears on the screen I had to tell somebody and I was like, he picks up the phone and I: dude, I had the weirdest Dream last night and he goes all concerned: what was your dream, I go: I was being chased by a giant crab. Whaat? Dude, what?

All of a sudden he is like: hold on and I hear like pages, he is flipping them okay, I go: dude what are you doing, he goes: I have a dream book,

I'm looking up crab to see what they represent, in my dream book,

he goes like dude, oh, crabs *mumbling* crabs represent...* mumbling* dude you are gay,

Uraraka chuckled

that's why you are running away, because the crab represent sexuality, because it doesn't know want way, fucking...

Kirishima wheezed

and that's why you are running away, you are running away from your GAYNESS

Mina was about to have a breakdown

I said: what about the lightning?

Todoroki: Emphasizes the gay

Sero was passing away

that's what it says if there is lightning around the crab you are super gay,

that is what it says right here, super gay,

he wasn't wearing loafers, was he??

The bakusquad was literally screeching from laughter.

OH NO cause that will mean that you are mega ultra gay, like a superhero gay

"SUPERHERO GAY... MY LUNGS" kaminari sobbed.

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