It was a fine day somewhere in the summer idk, the mystery gang, Basil, Naoto, Mia, Alex and Lei, where driving in their white unpainted van that totally did not look like a kidnappers truck, "like, gorsh scoob" Alex says looking at Lei
"Fuck is a scoob?" Says Lei eating fucking dog treats called Lei snacks
"Alright so like we have to uncover a mystery or some shit" says Basil, driving the van like he's fucking retarded because he's gay and gays can't drive hahahah gay stereotypes
"If we find out who it is everyone will thinl we're big brain and Vinny will let me eat his boobie" says Mia, pushing up his glasses
Naoto is fucking sleeping
Anyways they get to the fuckin spooky mansion or whatever right and some scary shit starts happening
"Oh god it smells like Marta's underwear in here" Lei says as they enter a dark stinky room
"YOINKS" says Basil, "This is a meth lab gang!!" They all gasp, then suddenly, a two figures dressed in all black try to attack them with an axe aaaa scary, Naoto throws meth at the figures and they get disoriented enough for the mystery gang to tie them up amd unmask them
They take of the masks and,,,
"S-SUGA FROM BTS AND-
MARTA?!??!"
Marta scoffs and says "thats right! It's me! Falsely accusing people of sexual assault was not enough to ruin lives! So I was going to frame the mystery gang for cooking meth! But if it wasnt for you meddling kids I would've gotten away with it"
Suga jumps in "ching ching wong long ting wing ching ching chong!" (I'm sorry)
THEN the backstreet boys come and take Suga away and the police come to take Marta to jail (PERIODT LUV) and then they a went home, Mia got to eat vinny boobie, Basil ate pudding, Lei peed in the cupboard, Naoto had gf, and Alex animorphed into irl vert wheeler the end
