Eren x Levi YUSSS

Busted

Levi grabbed his shirt and pulled it on, throwing the other shirt at Eren.

"Mikasa! I said leave them be!" Erwin accusingly glared at the girl. who just shook her head. Suddenly, they heard heavy pounding of a pair of feat getting louder and louder.

Hanji ran into the door frame, in order to stop herself from passing the room.

"OH MY GOD SO KAWAII!" Hanji shreiked, much to everybody's irritation.

"WHAT THE FUCK, HANJ, LEARN SOME SELF-CONTROL, SHITTY FOUR EYES"

Levi's insult was accompanied by several other protests against her. Eren was just pissed that everyone ruined a perfect moment. He threatened everyone by bringing his thumb to his mouth, ready to bite.

"EREN!!" they all shouted, dashing twoward the shirtless boy.

"EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT SO I CAN SCREW LEVI"

Silence.

Until Hanji's nose started bleeding. Then hanji ran over to them, and smashed their face together, squealing and jumping up and down. "NOW KISS!!!"

"Oh, alright.." Levi remarked, pulling the fuming Eren into a deep kiss, and everyone melted away.

Until another grimacing reminder from Hanji interuppted them. Again.

"FRICKLE FRACKLE!!!" Hanji demanded, pulling out a notebook and pen. posed to start writing detailed descriptions.

Erwin had to drag hanji away, Mikasa stayed.

When the screaming hanji's temper tantrum was far enough away, Mikasa stepped up and spoke.

"Im alright with you two being together. Just if YOU hurt him I swear--"

"Dont be such an uptight bitch. He will be fine. If im humanities strongest, then what makes you doubt I can't handle him?"

"Okay. just, I dont want to be in the middle of more drama." Mikasa took a step back.

The boys stood their, staring. Mikasa just backed down.

Eren broke and started laughing.

"Okay! Okay! Why so serious, guys?"