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Civil (dodgeball) war pt 2

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Y/n, sam ,bucky,scott,steve,nat,thor,Valkyrie,bruce, peter, peter Q , gamora, groot, Rocket,drax,mantis ,strange, T'Challa ,wanda, vision have left the chat

Tony: Ummmm..... Guys we need to talk about

Steve: The dodgeball game it was a bit ummmm...

Peter: Wowowowow Mr StArK tHaT wAs AmAzInG.

Mantis: I did also enjoy the activity of the dodgeball

Steve: Ummmm mantis you do realize all of us are sitting in A & E half injured and half for support.

Mantis: But it is so quite I would rather just talk like this.

Steve: Ok then also Tony where are you?

Tony: In a private A & E with Peter

Peter: I have broken my arm.

Bucky: Kid I have a metal arm

Peter: Its sooo cool you have a metal arm , Mr Stark can I get one.

Tony: Kid in not removing your arm.

Peter: :(

Y/n: where's the dodgeball coach?

Tony: Wait a second..

Tony added dodgeball coach

Dodgeball coach: You guys are insane.

Y/n: How are u anyway.

Dodgeball coach: Well sort of broke both my legs so yeah.

Y/n: Hope we didn't case u any inconvenience.

Dodgeball coach: Yeah being stuck in a wheelchair isn't inconvenient at all

Tony: Oh good

Dodgeball coach: Once again you guys are insane and Im pressing charges!!

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Clint: Guys I heard the director is coming

Tony: ooh shit

Steve: LaNgUaGe

Mantis: The who?

Steve: The leader he will kill us all.

Mantis: I will just make him sleep

Drax: Yeah she can do that. I'm invisible....

Loki: Today I learned who my real friends are only Bucky :(

Thor: Brother what about me.

Loki: First we aren't related in any way and Bucky was the only one who saved me from a falling light pole.

Bucky : Its just what I do.

Sam: I thought you just where freezed..

Loki: say another thing about my Bucky I will stab 🔪stab 🔪

Bucky: Carm down loki.

Steve: Buck whats going on :0

Bucky: Well I saved him from a falling light pole now we are friends.

Loki: Best friends..

Steve: What about me :(

Bucky: Steeb still my one and only freezer friend

Steve: :)

Clint: Guys the directors here he looks FURYious

Y/n: Hahahhahahaha

Fury joined the chat

Fury: What the hell happened here anyone like to explain.

Vision: It was the mantis.

Mantis: Hello

Fury: elaborate vision

Vision: First it was like a normal game until Mantis came over and didn't know what to do so she started throwing the balls at the lights and then everyone turned on each other

Y/n: That was funny thou.

Fury: |:

Peter Q: Don't blame my team it was Bruce who went all green on us.

Vision: Ah yes he did suddenly get all stressed out and started throwing people against walls.

Peter: Then T'Challa went spy assassin mode with Clint and Natasha on anyone who threatened assassins corner.

T'Challa: Well it was a full prof plan until Strange got all magic man on us.

Y/n: Oh yeah he went BANG bang then the dirt was gone.

Loki: Then he tried to make me fall for another 30 minutes then I throw him at the wall then was like I'm a ghost I can do the flying. Then Wanda was like red lighting splat spark splat.

Groot: I am Groot

Rocket: You thought it was a magic show?!?

Strange: Loki started it.

Tony: Then Steve was like no one touch Bucky he is my chip kind of thing and started replacing the balls with his shield it got painful

Steve: Well you suddenly put on your iron man suit and started shooting at people.?

Tony: It was a necessary precaution.

Fury: You guys are all grounded.

Tony :we are adults.

Peter Q : We don't work for you.

Loki: I am a god you dull creature.

Fury: do I look like I care you all are idiots and you will pay all the damage you have caused also your dead you heard m-

Tony: What happened to him ?

Clint: You want to know it was crazy.

Mantis: I said I would do it.

Sam: Oh shit it's crazy

Steve: LaNgUaGe

Bucky: Oh Wowowowow

Peter : What happened tell me

Vision: Oh mantis put Fury to sleep

Tony: no way

Peter : Wowowowow

Vision: Now everyone is drawing on his face

Peter: Mr Stark we have to go now

Tony: Okay kid let's go

Y/n,Tony, sam ,bucky,scott,steve,nat,thor,Valkyrie,bruce, peter, peter Q , gamora, groot, Rocket,drax,mantis ,strange, T'Challa ,wanda, vision have left the chat

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Hey hoomans a

End of civil dodgeball war thanks for reading any suggestions?? For me Hope you enjoyed ^^