I went to my skull and found my fingers, but they seemed odd. I then went to my skeleton house and watched some undertale vsco tik tok cosplay memes, but no one really does that anymore. Am I getting old? Maybe. Maybe a little. Well, maybe too much. I don't car, I just want some Obama in my spaghetti.
When I go to school the next day, I find Soleil-chan, my deepest crush... GOD she's gorgeous. She has big anime ayes and likes Vts or something like that. She is a skinny skeleton, and doesn't know anything about my inside beauty. When I saw her, my heart melted... I felt every single cell tingling inside my non existing body, and it was amazing.
When I got to the bathroom in the middle of the day to drink my daily bottle of ketchup, I hear Soleil-chan crying. It didn't make sense, why would she be sad? She has a beautiful skeleton like me to be with.
I approached her, and I touched one of her ribs. She screamed "YOU GAY PERVERT TSERIES SLAVE" and I realized she had a pee pee. My non existent mind was shocked and I ran towards the exit. She (he?) grabbed my once again no existent lung and said:
"now I have a part of you ;) wink wink"
I later decided to meet Vsauce in our daily monthly yearly meeting, and we finished with attending Pewdiepie's wedding.
In the end, everything went alright.
Goodbye my gurlsssss skksksksksksks vsco tik tok meme lords!!!! Iloveyoumydudes!!!!godbye!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!
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HumorEvery day, I imagine a future where I can be with you In my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you The ink flows down into the dark puddle Just move your hand - write the way into his heart! But in this world of infinite choices What wil...
