Aron Raids Area 51

September 1st

It was the beginning of the month, and it was still hot as FUCK outside. Aron was sitting inside his house, on the couch, with ten fans blowing on him. He laid there, half naked and if there was no one here he'd be completely naked. His friend Jorel came running down the stairs. Aron sighed, knowing Jorel was going to say or ask something stupid.

"Aron, will you to Nevada with me?" Jorel asked, leaning over Aron.

"I honestly thought you were purposing to me for a second." Aron replied. "Why do you want to go to Nevada?"

"I want to storm a highly protected military base." Jorel smiled a little. "Wanna come with?"

Aron stared at Jorel for a long moment. "Fine. I'll come with, but only cuz I love you, no homo, and I don't wanna die after you." He finally said.

"Thats great because I already packed your bags and got you a ticket." Jorel threw a shirt at Aron. "Hurry up and put that on. Our plane leaves in three hours."

Aron didn't even question Jorel and put on the shirt. He sat up, turned off all the fans and waited for Jorel by the door. Jorel came running downstairs, two giant suitcases in each of his hands. He gave one to Aron abd rushed out of the door.

"Broo chill! You said we got three hours!" Arin exclaimed following him out of the door.

"I lied. We only have an hour and a half. So, let's go!" Jorel yelled, shoving his suitcase into the trunk of his car.

~time skip uwu~

Aron and Jorel finally got to their hotel, which was in the middle of no where. Aron didn't want to move, so Jorel had to carry him up to the room, plus their suitcases. Jorel yeet Aron onto the bed and set their suitcases down by the window.

"There's only one hotel bed, and this is a fabric.. Are we gonna fuck?" Aron asked.

"I thought we talked about breaking the fourth wall, Aron." Jorel said, frowning at Aron. "And to answer your question, we're probably gonna fuck. There's like a an 86 percent we will fuck."

"There's still a 14 percent chance we won't. I have hope for us, Jorel."

Jorel rolled his eyes. "Bruh. We all know you want a dick in your ass."

"I guess it's a good thing you want your dick in someone's ass." Aron said, smiling at Jorel.

"There's now a 90 percent chance of us fucking, and it's your fault." Jorel sighed. "Whatever. We just gotta focus on raiding a military base and freeing some aliens."

As Jorel started to explain the plan to raid Area 51, Aron thought about his charger, which he left at home. His phone was at ten percent. He was gonna have to tell Jorel he needed a new charger. But when shoukd he ask? Or should he just ask Jorel to use his? Is that too annoying? Is asking all these questions too annoying? Probably.

"Did you get all that?" Jorel asked.

Aron nodded his head. "Jorel, I need a charger."

Jorel stared at Aron, for an akward amount of time. "Seriously? Ugh, fine. I'll go get you one. Lock everything and don't let the government kidnap you, okay?" Aron nodded his head. "You're probably gonna get kidnapped just 'cause I said that. Oh well. If you do, I'll resuce you in 19 days." Jorel left the hotel room, and Aron didn't know what to do.

"Getting kidnapped would be exciting." Aron said to himself. "Ya know, I always wanted to get kidnapped."

"I told you this would be easy!" A voice whispered from behind him. Aron looked behind him to see two government people behind him.

"How the hecc did you get in here?"

"Government magic. Plus the technology we stole from the aliens." One of the government people said.

"Yeah. Now you're gonna pass out in a few seconds and wake up in a strange location. But don't be scared. The aliens are really nice and they love to play with humans. I just hope they don't get too curious." Before Aron could even comprehend what the government person just said, he passed out.

Aron woke up in a strange place, just like Government Guy told him he would. He immediately felt like someone was watching him. He looked around the room, searching for the source of unease. He eventually found a camera on the ceiling, but he was sure that wasn't the cause.

A creature eventually popped out of the darkness. It looked human, but it had light blue skin and it was way too tall to be human. Its eyes seemed to glow in the dark, and it started to walk towards Aron. Aron backed up until he hit a wall. Please be a nice alien. Oh dear god, please be a nice alien! The alien crouched down and held out his hand.

"Sup. My name is Kyle." The alien said.

"Oh. Hi. Do you know where we are?" Aron asked.

"Yeah. But if you wanna know, I need you to do me a favour." Kyle replied.

"Uh, okay. What's the favour?"

"I haven't been feed in about 3 months. I know they'll feed you, because they always make sure their human prisoners are in tip top shape. So the favour is, I wabt you to pretned that you're hungry and when they give you food, you'll give some of it to me. Okay? You can pick what you wanna keep. I just some food." Kyle explained.

"Oh. That won't be too hard, because I'm starving." Aron said.

"I'd be kind of conerned if you weren't, because you were sleeping for three days!"

"How do you keep track of time?" Aron asked.

"There's a calendar on the wall. They change it every year." Kyle pointed to a calendar on the wall. It wad a kitten calendar. "Oh, and to get their attention, just make a lot of noise. There's a guard that walks up down the hallway. If you make noise, he'll come in here. You tell him that you're starving, and boom. Food."

Aron nodded his head and crawled towards the door. He leaned on the wall beside it. He started to whine and complain loudly, hoping the guard woukd here him. After about a minute, the door opened and a guard in heavy armour stepped in.

"What's the matter?" The guard asked.

"I'm hungry." Aron quietly murmured.

The guard sighed. "Alright. I'll get you some food."

"Thank you so much!" Kyle exclaimed after the guard left. "I won't forget this act of kindess. I'll answer your question now. We are in Area 51, a military base. But I'm sure you already knew that. I heard this place is very popular!"

Aron nodded his head. "Yeah. People are gonna raid it to free the aliens."

"Really?" Kyle smiled. "I'll be free!"

Aron nodded his head. "Yeah, but the raid is on the 20th. So there's still some time to spare until then."

The door opened and Kyle hopped away. Thw guard set down a tray of food then left. Aron took the sandwich and the bottle of water and let Kyle have the rest. Kyle quickly ate all the food and thanked Arom again. Aron finished his sandwich and leaned back against the wall. He relaxed as Kyle told him stories about his home planet.