Aron Raids Area 51

September 6th

It's been five days since Aron went missing, and Jorel concluded that the government kidnapped him.

Jorel was calling George, hoping he would pick up. Which he did, thankfully.

"Dude, it's 4 in the morning. Why are you calling me?" George groaned.

"Uh, I have a situation and I need your help." Jorel said, biting his lip.

"Jorel, I'm not going to join you and Aron to raid a military base." George said.

"Would you help me if Aron was in the military base?" Jorel asked. After a long pause, he started to explain. "Aron went missing, and I think the government kidnapped him."

"That's absurd!" George exclaimed. "Why would the government kidnap Aron? There's literally no reason for the government to kidnap him. He's probably just lost and alone."

"He goes everywhere with his phone, and his phone is still here." Jorel said, picking up Aron's phone.

"Look, I have no idea what happened to Aron, but I know he's not in Area 51." George mumbled into the phone as he started to fall back asleep. "But if it makes you feel better, I'll go to Nevada and try to look for him with you."

"Really? Thank you, George." Jorel said. Snoring was all Jorel could hear from George, so he hung up and tried to get some sleep.

~uwu time skip~

It was 12 o'clock the next day abd George was pulling into the hotel parking lot. Jorel ran over to his car and waited for George to get out.

"You're so extra, Jorel. Its only a four hour car drive from LA to here. Did you really need to take a plane?" George asked as they walked into the hotel.

"Yes. It was very necessary." Jorel relpied. He lead George up to the hotel room and locked the door behind them.

"Are you gonna rape me? Because it really feels like that." George said.

"No. I only have safe, consensual sex. Which is why I brought 3 boxes of condoms." Jorel smiled at George. "So you're safe. At least from me."

George slowly nodded his head. "Yeah. Alright. So, what's the plan?"

"The plan? Well, we're going to send in the kids first, because the guards won't shoot kids."

"I meant the plan to find Aron, you dumbass!" George interuppted. "I told you, I'm not raiding a military base!"

"Well, if we wanna save Aron we gotta raid a military base." Jorel said.

George just sighed. "Okay. But just tell me what we're gonna do, I don't wanna hear every little detail."

"Okay. So after the Karens are arguing with all the guards, we sneak in from the back and go inside the base. We must keep extra Karens with us, in case we run into any guards. Then, we find Aron and free some aliens in the process. And maybe learn some secrets, liks who put the alphabet in alphabetical order." Jorel explained.

"Do you really think that's gonna work? And are you sure Aron is even in Area 51? Because I think that's insane, and we're all going to die."

"You don't know that. It could work!" Jorel whined.

George rolled his eyes. "When is all of this happening?

"September 20th." Jorel replied.

Aron and Kyle we're sitting across from each other, just staring at the others face.

Kyoe smiled suddenly. "You never told me your name, so I'm going give you one." He said.

Aron nodded his head. "Oh, okay. What's my name gonna be?"

"Hmmm." Kyle stared at Aron and thought for a second. "Your name is.... Daisy."

"That's a girl name though." Aron said.

"You're not a girl?" Kyle asked. "But I thought you were a girl!"

"I was just joking!" Aron exclaimed, calming down the poor alien. He didn't want to confuse Kyle even more, so he just let Kyle believe he was a girl.

"Oh good." Kyle said.

"How tall are you?" Aron asked.

"I am 3.5 meters tall. That's what everyone says anyways." Kyle replied. "How tall are you? I actually should be askinf how short are you! I've never seen such a small human."

Aron frowned at the light blue alien. "I don't know how tall I am. I haven't checked since high school." Aron replied. 

Kyld stopped smiling when he saw Aron's expression. "Oh. I'm sorry." He reached out his arms and picked up Aron. Kyle pulled him closer and gave him a hug. "Am I doing this right?"

"Yeah, but it would be better if you didn't have your hand on my ass." Aron replied, sounding more passive aggressive then he meant to.

"Oh. I don't know what an ass is. Is that a bad place to touch?"

"Yes and no. It really just depends if the person wants you to touch their ass." Aron replied. He gently grabbed Kyles hand and moved it off his ass.

"Oh! That was your ass! I'm sorry." Kyle said, hugging Aron tighter.

Aron smiled a little and hugged Kyle back. "It's fine. I'll help you learn what is and isn't okay."

Back at the hotel, George was on his phone and Jorel was pacing the room. He was really starting to worry about Aron, and miss him too.

"Jorel, you gotta calm down. We'll find Aron eventually, and he's going to be a okay." George said, trying to calm Jorel down.

"What if he's not okay?" Jorel asked. Oh no. George thought. "What if he's getting experimented on? What if he's locked in a room with an alien, and they're not a nice one either?"

"Jorel!" George yelled. "He's fine, and he's not in a military base."

"Then why don't we go look for him then?" Jorel asked.

"Okay. Maybe he is in the military base." George muttered.

"That's what I thought." Jorel crossed his arms. "Ugh, I wish the raid was tomorrow! I really don't want to wait!"

"I know you don't, but you gotta. I'm sure when we save Aron, he's going to be just fine and he's going to be so happy to see you. Like a puppy or something." George said, smiling a little.

Jorel sighed. "I just hope the raid is successful." He murmured.