shorty (jalbert)

meeting uwu

?: heyy idk i saw ur insta and u put ur phone number in there but uh hi

a: hi who diss

?: im jake and im 21

a: im 21 and my name albert

j: oh niceeee

a: so wyd?

j: idk just hanging

a: wow

j: this got stale real quick lmao

a: ye

j: wait, u live in florida

a: yes 

j: what town

a: (insert town)

j: i like 30 mins away lol

a: wait really?

j: ye

a: oki i lowkey wanna meet lmao

j: same

a: u sure u not a catfisher

j: yes

a: alright, u kno starbucks at (insert town)

j: im heading there rn

a: cant believe im meeting someone i just texted like 5 mins ago lol

j: ye

a: ima start driving now, cya

j: bye shorty

a: what did u call me

j: shorty, is there sum wrong lol

a: nah

j: k

(they'd both drive to that starbucks place, sorry i didnt add much texting im really lazy and i want the good shit to happen sooner)

they'd go to starbucks, albert arrived a bit early because its closer to him. he'd find a seat and sit down, got on his phone and messaged jake.

a: hey dood im here

j: im 5 mins awayy

a: come faster

j: no u

a: i hate u already

j: no u

a: shut up

j: u have a bad attitude lol

a: SHUT UP

j: no u

a: omg just come

i'd scroll through twitter, seeing a tall dude in brown hair, a blue hoodie, black ripped skinny jeans, and adidas. i thought he was fuckin cute thoo, i gotta tell him i be gay soon 

jake would sit down, making a sqeaky noise. id try to impersonate the noise, being annoying. ''shut up'' jake said. id say ''no u'', jake looking really annoyed. 

(sry guys i feel weird and tired, ima finish this tommorow)