"Good evening and thank you for tuning in to CrackSoyeondan today!" I say while setting up the camera so that everyone can be seen.
"Bitch! This anit the tv station, this is Livestream. We act differently off camera! You betta hurry the fuck up!" Kierra interrupts me, shaking her leg in agitation. "I mean this is a camera that is recording you, so this technically is the tv show is a type of way," I say making my favorite infamous neck roll while emphasizing some words more than others.
"What's wrong Kira? It looks like you seem a little on edge. I mean you are the one who came up with this idea, so it wouldn't be THAT bad if you just end it here. Are you SURE that you WANT to go through with this?" Jin says completely ignoring what I just said. She seethes at the taller, knowing that he was just trying to get the best out of her.
Almost losing her composure, Kierra takes a deep breath and make a disappointed face. "First of all, this is not Death Note, so I'm not Kira."
"That's what Light said and you see what happen to him." Jin points out while making that 'boy if you don't get cho' face and hand motion.
"So we're just gonna ignore me like I'm just not here?" I state trying to get the attention that was unexpectedly deprived of my pure soul. Without attention, I would just be an empty, unknown soul floating around a bunch of morons.
"SHUT UP Y/N! You are not talking about anything important anyways." Seokjin and Kierra exclaim at the same time causing both of them to look at each other in distaste.
"Second of all, if this was Death Note, your name would have been in my book a long time ago. 'Death by choking on a broken chopstick.' I can see it now. You accidentally bite it while trying to eat noodles. Fat ass." Kierra glazes off to the right fantasizing about the death of the beloved broad shoulders. Jin gapes as if he was a Japanese school girl witnessing a murder.
" And you know I don't even like wooden chopsticks. I kNoW yOu NoT TaLkIn'! "
Jin rolls his neck in three different directions at once.
"Seokjin, don't steal my neck roll."
"Shut the fuck up, Y/N. Anyway, Kierra, I know you not talking. If I had a Note I'd make you die from choking on a chicken bone." He rants throwing his head in every direction there is, launching spit every.
"Well folks, if you don't know what's happening, Kierra ate Seokjin's FRIED CHICKEN while he was going to get her a fruit basket. Tsk, tsk. What a shame." The comments boom with hearts and laughing emojis due to the newfound information.
"My bad I didn't know it was yours. You know what, hurry the fuck up Y/N, it's time to start this shit already so I can whoop his ass."
"Alright! The rules are simple, you both will have to go back and forth saying dad jokes. Once your joke is said, you will have a five-second pause to give your opponent a chance to guess the answer. If your opponent can correctly guess the answer to your joke, they will get one added point to their final count. This is per joke. At the end of the live stream, I will repeat these questions. 'Who was funnier, Kierra, or Seokjin? And what was your favorite joke?' The person who said the dad joke and the dad joke doesn't have to be from the same person. You may begin, starting with a Kierra, in 3...2...1!"
"What time of day does a duck wake up?" Kierra questions without any hesitation.
"Hmm let me guess...at the quack of dawn!"
"Bruh! That anit fair!"
"Well, I guess you just aren't as good as me. BETTER BACK OUT NOW, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!" Jin says with at animeic look on his face. " NO WAY."
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"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! I AM DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT! YOU WIN KIM SEOKJIN, BUT IF I SO HEAR ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS LIKE BRAGGING YOUR ASS IS GETTING BEAT!" Kierra says hardcore eye-balling Jin.
"Well at least someone learned their lesson. Now then, gather everyone up, so we can—" Jin says standing while dusting invisible dust off of his shoulder. Jungkook then burst into the room, leaning on the doorframe panting.
"Hyung...broke kettle...pan...kim...chi..." He then falls to the ground and started to massage his aching calf muscles. Jin dashes out to the kitchen. To his discovery, it was covered in sut, foam, and pieces of kimchi, and the root of the problem was Namjoon and Hoseok.
"YAH, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY KITCHEN?!"
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FanficA story about seven guys and four girls all doing random things on Live just to please their fanbase.
