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Here I am gonna write random quotes. It can be about everything. It can be deep and meaningful, to the ones that is just stupid, BUT funny. It can be dialogues, jokes or something that has happened. It can also be things from anime, manga, books, mo...

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by rebekkafb

by rebekkafb

-I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers.

I mean, am I THAT HOT?

-"There is no chocolate in hell."

"That's why it's hell."

-SAVE THE EARTH!

ITS THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE!

-Shit happens...

EAT CHOCOLATE!

-When your stressed, you eat Ice cream, chocolate and sweets.

YOU KNOW WHY?

Because "stressed" spelled backwards is "desserts".

-Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions,

CHOCOLATE UNDERSTANDS.

-Chocolate is the answer.

Who cares what the question is.

-Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many have you left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?

Me: 10 and a dead body.

-GIVE ME THE CHOCOLATE AND NOBODY GETS HURT...