Vancouver | 4:27 pm
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Can you imagine staying at the hospital for three weeks?! Me, not at all. It's already been four days and to me it's quite a feat to stay so much time here... I guess you know what I'll try to do...
Me :
Excuse me, madam. Do you know where I could find a nurse?
... :
I'm a nurse. How may I help you?
Me :
Hmm, sorry... But you don't look like a nurse.
She doesn't say anything but she seems to be thinking something like "are you kidding me?!" or "I've never seen a person as stupid as this patient..."
The nurse :
And what should I do for you to trust me?
Me :
Hmm... Maybe a truth or dare? I need to know if you're not a crook, you know what I mean.
The nurse :
What?! Listen, I don't have your time and I got a lot of things to do~
Me :
Another day maybe?
The nurse :
Actually, never. It's better like this.
Me :
Ahem... Could you tell me where's the bathroom please?
(With a bit of luck I can go to one those bathrooms in the hallway...)
The nurse :
There's one in your room it's clean and in good condition, you can use it whenever you want.
Me :
Oh yes! I didn't know haha, I'm sorry...
(We're not out of the woods yet! How can I leave without someone to notice me?)
The nurse :
However you're not allowed to go out of your bed so go back to it and hurry up!
Me :
Why do some other hospitalized people can go and walk as they want in the hospital while I'm like an elderly man who's not allowed of anything anymore...
The nurse :
You're not the other hospitalized people, if you can't go out of your room, there is certainly a reason. Also I don't really know why you're here so if you want more informations, try to talk with the superiors please.
Me :
And why are you in my room?!
The nurse :
For your blood take... You asked me for the fifth time are you okay?
Me :
I'd like you to go out please I'm tired...
The nurse :
Another nurse or me will bring you your meal at seven o'clock in the afternoon, as usual. Her or me will do your blood take, since you don't want now.
Me :
Alright.
The nurse :
If you need some help you call us!
She leaves at last.
(It seems like I can't leave by my own...)
Hello? No way! I can't do that!
I hate you Joshua...
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