C: OK GUYS!
1-A: jumps* HOLY
Allm: what is it
C: I found another multiverse
Bakahoe: FINALLY PALY IT
C: calm down and I will is everyone still here
1-A/ and everyone else there: yep
C: ok will start
The screen lights up to show deku sitting in front of a green light with a microphone I his hand
Uraraka: oh is deku a singer here
C: yep and this is his country song~
Deku: huh it doesn't look like that sort of setting
C: just wait
He begins to speak "it's the exact opposite of honest" he then speaks again " where instead of people actually telling their stories a you have a millionaire metrosexuals who have never done a hard Day's work in their lives"
Denki: what's that supposed to mean
C: omg just WATCH
*they all shut up*
"They figured out the words, the phrases they can use to pander to their audience and then the same words and phrases I'll sort of mad lib style every song raking in millions of dollars from actual working class people"
Sho: those people sound horrible
They all nod in agreement
"You know the words you know the phrases, phrases like" he says this in a little country accent " dirt road, cold beer, blue jeans, red pickup" people can be herd laughing "a rural noun, simple adjective"
A few snicker at this unlike iida saying that you shouldn't make fun of learning
There was a slight pause before he continued." No shoes, no shirt, no jews, you didn't hear that" people can be herd laughing in the back and some from the audience " sort of a mental typo" " I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearing cost three grand"
Jiro: dang that's a lot for just boots
Momo: meh it's not that expensive
Jiro: .....
"I write songs about riding tractors,
From the comfort of a private jet" people from his and the other worlds were laughing at this statement " I can sing in Mandarin, you still know I'm pandering, huntin' deer chasin' trout, a Bud light with the logo facing out, you're that subtle mandolin?, That's textbook pandering, I own a private ranch that I rarely use, I like dirt, 1 verse 1 course in the bag now it's time to talk to the ladies"
He then continues to sing " I'm hoping my southern charm offsets all these rapey vibes I'm putting out" people can be heard laughing in the background
People we're confused to why they said that they're about to ask c but she beat them to it
C: he's just making a joke out of all the country songwriters out there its pretty meaningless of what he says in the song
Everyone understood and continue to watch the screen
" Good girl in a straw hat with their arms out in a cornfield, that is a scarecrow" people in his audience and the audience watching the show were laughing at the statement " thought it was a human woman sorry" people laughing he continues " a cold night a cold beer Cole jeans strike that last one, I want you I hope you're feeling me, SUBTEXTUALLY" " we go to bed you doze off so I take your country girl clothes off"
Deku: am I a perv in this world I hope not
C: no he's just doing that for the song don't worry
People sighed in relief and continue to watch
"I put my hands on your body it feels like hay, IT'S A F****** SCARECROW AGAIN" people laughed hard at the statement and they're basically dying in the ground
"White mics and manolins, fuck your ears on pandering, I write songs for that people who do jobs at the towns that I've never moved to" " legalize gerrymandering tolerate my pandering, you got a beautiful mouth I got a beautiful..."
There was a pause before he continued
" Y'all dumb motherfukers want a keychange?" People laughed and he continued " thematically Meandering empathetically pandering, I've got a tight grip on my demos ball say the word truck and they jizz in their overalls"
" You don't know what Land youre in I'm in the land of pandering, and I'll be up front I do what I do cuz I'm a total f******"
" CUN-
-TRY
BOY"
you can hear applause in the background and then screen turns black
C: okay how did you guys like that world
Deku: it was quite funny I enjoyed the song
Todoroki: as did I
C: you guys ready for the next one
Everyone: YEAH/ HACK YEAH
C: here we go
