Sanders Texts.

Remus.

<<<Deceit Has Added Remus To The Group Chat.>>>

Deceit: Remus. We need your help.

Remus: It's my butt isn't it?

Patton: Um...no.

Deceit: It's Virgil.

Remus: Virgil who?

Logan: You know who Virgil is.

Remus: Small bat-like creature that's always scared, always tired and likes spiders?

Remus: Who, like me, has a very nice butt.

Roman: Okay. You can shut up now.

Remus: Hiya bro!! Long time no punch!

Roman: If you punch me I swear to God...

Remus: Deceit, as much as I love hearing your sexy voice, I gotta ask...

Remus: Did you buy new gloves? Because they look lovely on you.

Deceit: Remus this is very serious, okay?

Remus: Uh huh...

Deceit: Can you be serious??

Remus: Uh huh...

Deceit: Thank you.

Remus: Pssstttt.......Patton.....

Patton: Yeah kiddo?

Remus: Real quick. What does serious mean?

Virgil: I'm doomed.

Deceit: No. No you're not!

Roman: Can we get to the damn point and stop messing around?!

Patton: Roman!

Thomas: Wow...

Virgil: Is it wrong that I am highly attracted to him right now??

Deceit: Seeing as how I'm the only one who can read that.......yes. Yes it is.

Roman: We need you to open the inbetween!

Remus: I don't think I can do that.

Roman: Why the hell not?!

Remus: I just ate....

Deceit: I swear to God Remus!

Remus: Fine! Jeez...I'll do it.

Patton: Yay!

Remus: On one condition.

Patton: Not yay...

Logan: What is your request?

Remus: I want a date. Of my choosing.

Remus: With Virgil.

Roman: Absolutely not!!

Virgil: I'm not eating deodorant all night. No.

Logan: Why would you want to go out with Virgil??

Remus: We haven't just sat and talked in f o r e v e r! I wanna catch up!

Virgil: Ugh! Fine! Tell him I'll do it. Just get me out of here! Now!

Deceit: Okay. He said he'll do it.

Roman: He said what now?!

Remus: Looks like Deceit isn't the only one who appreciates my butt.

Deceit: I have never said that I like your butt.

Remus: Um...I'm pretty sure you have.

Thomas: You guys are weird...

Logan: Can we please bring Virgil back now??

Roman: Yes please!

Virgil: Deceit...

Deceit: Yeah Virgil??

Virgil: There's....there's something wrong....

Virgil:You need to hurry! You need to get me out of here!!

Deceit: Why?? What's wrong?? What's going on????

Roman: Is he okay?? What's happening?!

Deceit: Virgil?! What's happening???

Deceit: Virgil!! Answer me!!!!! What's going on?!

Virgil: I....

Virgil: I'm not alone in here....

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A/N

I haven't updated this story in forever! Hence the fact that this chapter is a little messy. I'm so sorry about that by the way.

On another note, Remus is the way of saving Virgil and getting him out of the inbetween. Unfortunately there's a bit of a problem. No one ever said Virgil was alone.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed!! Gotta hop! Byee! :)