So one night I was laying in bed and realized.
The reason we all drink water so much is because we are addicted. What do you get addicted to? DRUGS!! What if used to grow DRUGS? SOIL. What makes soil good soil?!? HYDRATION. WHAT HYDRATES SOIL?!?!? MOISTURE!!! WHAT CREATES MOISTURE?!?!?! WATER?!?!?
WATER AND DRUGS ARE THE SAME THING!!
Us humans are addicted to a drug called water. This is spreading and IT IS NOT GOOD.
So I dug deeper and found this. (THIS IS 100% REAL INFORMATION I FOUND ON A WEBSITE CALLED FUNFACTSFORDUMBASSES.COM :) )
"Water, also known as COKE, is a strong stimulant most frequently used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted, inhaled as smoke or dissolved and injected into a vein. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, or intense feelings of happiness, or agitation."
SEE!? WATER IS BAD. B-A-D.
For all parents who don't let you get soda at resturaunts, show them this, and get your soda cause DRUGS ARE BAD AND WATER IS A DRUG AND WATER IS BAD CAUSE IT IS A DRUG TOO!!
So, if it is to late for you, and you are already drinking Water, or have been since youth. DO NOT STOP!!! Withdrawl symptoms include sure death within 3 days of WITHDRAWL.
SO KEEP DRINKING WATER, BUT IF YOU HAVE NEVER DRANK WATER? DONT START!!! DRINK NATURAL NON HUMAN WATERS.
Places You Can Find Drugless Water-
The Ocean
Ponds
Rivers
Creeks
Toilets
Rain puddles
Lakes
Rain Clouds
Gutters
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Please spread this message because it is IMPORTANT!!!!!!
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If you took this seriously, then I am sorry. But please, drink water. Even though it IS a drug, it is good for you. THIS IS THE ONLY DRUG YOU CAN DRINK. But if you want soda at a resturaunt and your parents are going on about your health, show them everything above and say it's SCIENCE. If they still make you drink Water, then they are drug supporters and should be arrested.
THE END.
