The Application of Romance {discontinued}

November

Mason Rivers: See I knew you wanted to talk to me ;)

(4/11, 0:01)

Jessica.: Are you kidding, it's been almost a month since I sent that.

Mason Rivers: I don't use Twitter much?

Jessica.: Your timeline begs to differ.

Mason Rivers: Are you actually mad because I didn't talk to you? I feel so honoured.

Jessica.: I'm not mad! I'm just curious as to why you'd start talking to me now.

Mason Rivers: You want me to be honest?

Jessica.: Yes

Mason Rivers: You're a good distraction.

Jessica.: Couldn't have softened that any? ;) What from?

Mason Rivers: She sent me a winky face! Oh my god; life = made.

Jessica.: You're an ass. Seriously though, what am I supposed to be distracting you from?

Mason Rivers: So I've been told ;) You're not doing a very good job if you keep bringing it up.

Jessica.: And you are doing a very good job of avoiding the question.

Mason Rivers: Just leave it Jess. It doesn't really matter.

Jessica.: Okay, I'm sorry :(

Mason Rivers: It's fine. What have you been up to?

Jessica.: I've been sitting by my phone since you last messaged me; crying and waiting for a response.

Mason Rivers: Aw Jessie, I'm sorry if I broke your heart :( You know I'll always be here for you baby!

Jessica.: Well luckily for you, I don't have a heart so we're all good. ;p

Jessica.: And if you call me baby ever again, joking or not, I will find you and chop your balls into little pieces in front of you.

Mason Rivers: yeah, that much is obvious ;)

Mason Rivers: Um. Okay. I'm gonna hide in a safe place.

Jessica.: You better not be implying that it's gonna happen Mason Rivers.

Mason Rivers: Of course not, baby.

Jessica.: MASON

Mason Rivers: Going, going, gone...

Jessica.: Wait, sorry!

Mason Rivers is offline.
(4/11, 02:26)

Jessica.: Shit. (Saved to drafts.)

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(5/11, 10:15) Olivia: Open the damn door, it's freezing out here.

Seen at 10:16

(5/11, 10:16) Jessica: You could always ring the doorbell to let me know you're here.

(5/11, 10:16) Olivia: You have a doorbell?

(5/11, 10:16) Olivia: Ooh, I found it!

(5/11, 10: 17) Jessica: I can tell. Stop ringing it, would you? I'm coming!

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