Hydroflask X M! Reader Oneshot

Lemon UwU

A/N: This is all my doing. Before I start, not I'm not vsco, but clearly I'm not against it since I'm writing a whole lemon based on a Hydroflask-

Y/N was not only a male, but also was OBSESSED with the concept of vsco girls. He wished so much to be like one, but once school started up he realized people were bullied a lot for being vsco, making Y/N scared to dare say the word to any of his friends. Well, his proclaimed "friends" weren't really friends; his true friends were his scrunchies. I mean, what's better than a friend who's always on you? Literally!

None the less, he knew for a fact his study hall was the biggest group of anti-vscos he'd ever met. He dreaded going there every single day because somebody always had to make a comment about his bag, which was the iconic Fjalraven bag that most vscos had. 

His biggest secret though was his Hydroflask collection. Y/N LOVED collecting Hydros. All of them were like a scrunchie, a friend to him, and he brought them everywhere he went. His favorite was his red Hydroflask. It was his first one, and he's been attatched to it ever since.

None the less, Y/N couldn't skip a class if he wanted to keep his Hydro collection. His parents just simply would never allow it if he got under a B in a class or got into any trouble, and Y/N couldn't bare the thought of losing a single part of his vsco boy look.

"Hey look, its Fjalraven Boy!" One of the girls snickered when Y/N walked into the room. 

Ignoring it as usual, Y/N took his seat in the middle row. He sat alone sure, but it was good for him and his Hydroflask collection in his bag.

Once class started, Y/N got out his math homework from the previous night that he'd forgotten to do. 

For once, Y/N's study hall was quiet. It was like a miracle! Nobody was teasing Y/N, whispering things to one another (but whispering loud enough for him to stil hear), kicking the back of his chair or anything! For once Y/N had a calm day since school started, and it was like a blessing from both God and Jesus.

Once Y/N finished his homework, he reached into his bag to trade his math folder for his book, hearing a few snickers from the group of kids behind him.

"Least they aren't saying anything.."  Y/N thought, opening his book to the page he left off at and began to read until the end of class.

The time until lunch was peaceful. Why until lunch? Because that's when it felt like the kids who teased in Y/N's study hall had multiplied by ten, and everyone was now onto him. But for what? Or why? He had no idea, they were just giving odd looks to Y/N for no clear reason, even his "friends".

"Y/N, care to explain this?" Y/N's "friend", F/N, asked. When Y/N took hold of the phone, he couldn't believe his eyes.

"My.. My Hydro collection.." Y/N muttered. "But.. How..?"

Then it clicked. Y/N forgot to zip his bag in study hall, and that's why the kids behind him were snickering. They realized it and he didn't, and they took pictures, and now everyone in the school knows that Y/N L/N has a Hydroflask collection in his Fjalraven bag that he brings to school every single day.

"Yeah.. This isn't.. I can't stick with you if you're.. Like this.." F/N said, taking the phone back.

"I-it's not real! It's not my bag! I-I swear!" Y/N stammered, desperate to get his human friend back.

"Oh no it's real all right, " both Y/N and F/N heard the voice from across the table, "I have study hall with him and I've seen it for myself."

"It's not photoshopped?! Wow! What a strange kid!" Y/N heard a voice say, unable to identify it's owner.

"That kid's crazy.." Y/N heard another voice from the table behind him, only to look back and see a group of girls huddled around a phone with their backs to him.

Y/N stood up and trashed the rest of his unfinished lunch, storming out of the lunch room unnoticed by anyone but his friend who had called out after him, since they were all soooo focused on the picture the bullies in study hall had spread to everyone in the school.

Y/N didn't know where to go when he got far enough from the lunch room. 

"Well, it's alone time for my Hydros and I without judgement for once.."  Y/N thought, starting on his path towards his last class before lunch.

Once there, Y/N took a seat at his desk, taking his red Hydro out of his bag and looking at it in his hand.

"Why can't people find this normal..? I don't see what's so awful about vsco.." Y/N said to himself, since he was alone in the classroom.

"Maybe I can prove just how great you are..." Y/N said, taking the lid off of the Hydro and setting it on the desk.

Using his free hand, Y/N began to unzip his jeans and pull his pants down with his boxers/underwear, revealing his fair-sized penis.

Slowly, Y/N used the open end of the Hydro to engluf his penis in the tightness of the upper part of the water bottle, biting his lip to hold back a moan.

After getting used to the cold metal against his now erect member, Y/N began to slowly move the Hydroflask up and down his penis, using his free hand to cover his mouth in case he let out a moan of pleasure from, well, the overwhelming pleasure.

After fifteen seconds of slowly pumping himself, Y/N began to speed up. The faster Y/N went, the closer Y/N knew he was to his climax.

"Aaah~!" Y/N let out a loud moan, stopping his motions while he came into the red Hydroflask.

Panting, Y/N sat there with the Hydroflask still on his member until he settled down enough to take it off. Peeking inside, Y/N saw how much he had came. Lets just say it was an embarassing amout considering the fact he just orgasmed because of a Hydroflask and not a real human being.

Not bothering to clean the red water bottle, Y/N put the lid back on and placed it back into his Fjalraven bag. Once he heard the halls start to flood with voices, Y/N quickly put his dick away and sat at his desk waiting for the rest of his class to get back.

"Whether they think I'm crazy or not, that Hydroflask has done me some real good..."  Y/N thought, resting his head in his arms on his desk while his classmates got back from lunch.

A/N: So I don't know why I did this exactly, but I know that I don't regret it. I needed to get something out anways since school is finally catching up to me :'). As always, I hope you enjoyed, and feel free to point out any grammar mistakes in my oneshot. Have a wonderful night, day, or afternoon depending on when you're reading!