if warriors could text.

Firestar finds a phone.

"Oh what's this?" Firestar asked. He held a phone. "Cool! Messages!" "Beep" (iPhone noises.)
Firestar- tvfycdtctbyuvtrdesdtv
Graystripe-gycfty drtgbubyv gvrcrcugbb
Sandstorm- um m wht tjs?
Firestar- ah don know

A few years later. Everyone has a phone and has mastered the art of texting.

Dustpelt- hey Ferncloud! What up? I haven't talked to you since you died!
Firestar- this all just so sad.😿😿😿😿
Ferncloud- hiya Dustpelt!
Server- *Jayfeather has joined the group chat.*
Jayfeather- 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😿
Lionblaze- ummmmmm...
Jayfeather- Tyytvtvygutftud ytftfgygvfyvivugvuyvtyvgvg g. Gvgvg guy ft ygu gug gvyguvgvhg fvygvgv
Lionblaze- he's blind he can't type.
Server- *Sorrelkit has joined the group chat."
Sorrelkit- IlIcOwBuT./
Graystripe- I lick cow's but? What dose that mean?
Jayfeather- ffgv rfgycrdesrdxsezsrftvygvftxsrss
Graystripe- um....
Graystripe-...
Graystripe-..............
Server- *Jayfeather has changed emotion to super duper mad. (🤬)*
Server- *Briarlight has joined the group chat.*
Briarlight- hiya all! I'm translating for Jayfeather...
Jayfeather- y buy vu V y t Rd t ugbuhbugvygvtrucr
Briarlight- he's trying to say. Um... Well... I will kill you Graystripe.
Graystripe- what! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
Server- *Graystripe has changed emotion to shocked: (😮)*
Server- *Firestar has reported Jayfeather.*
Jayfeather- ugvytvuyctrdtryitgugivgyvfcftcdycyucd xredytuvuhvgfcrtydyvfycft dtrdtrdresrfytctfctufcytfctyfcfycftctdy😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😾😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😾😾😾😾😾😾😾🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Briarlight- he wants to say: i hate you Firestar!!! And that he will kill you and report you and ban you from ThunderClan chat list and that he will haunt you in his dreams. Oh, and he told me to add another bunch of angry emojis... So yeah.
Firestar- ummmmm...
Briarlight- he just feel asleep...
Sandstorm- phew! 😺😸😺😺
Server- *Sandstorm has changed her emotion to relived: (😊)*
Jayfeather- hey! I can see that you know!
Server- *Bramblestar has joined the group chat.*
Bramblestar- wait, I thought you were blind.
Jayfeather- I am. Just not in my sleep.
Bramblestar- how do you sleep text?
Jayfeather- it's a LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG story.
Bramblestar- oh, okay.
Server- *Bluestar has joined the group chat.*
Firestar- hiya!
Bluestar- hi!... Wait. Why are we texting if we're both in StarClan... And, texting next to each other and sandstorm and graystripe and Dustpelt and Millie and purdy and all?
Firestar- IDK.
Sorrelkit- iEaTfiRestaR
Firestar- what?
Jayfeather- she is trying to say: I eat Firestar. 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Firestar- ummmmm... Ha ha ha?
Sorrelkit- ikiLljoyFrathet
Firestar- she just said: I kill Jayfeather! 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Server- *Jayfeather has reported Sorrelkit.*
Server- *Jayfeather has nicknamed Sorrelkit to: I eat myself.
I eat myself (Sorrelkit)- IliKcOwBuM
Sever- *I eat myself. (Sorrelkit) has renamed herself to: IliKcOwBut*
Jayfeather- goodbye!
Server- *Jayfeather has left the group chat.*
Firestar- all right, I'm turning off group chat now. Bye everyone!
Server- *Firestar has turned off group chat.*

Thanks! Next book will be out in a few days or weeks!