•°Our Offspring°• Cheater! Vergil x Half Demon!Fem! Reader

AND I OP-

"OW!" You heard Dante yelp loudly he held his hand blood gushing from the wound Nero throwing a tantrum on the ground tugging angrily at the carpet while screaming his head off.

You watched confused before Vergil rushed downstairs tripping on nothing and face planting into the ground.

The three males groaned Vergil sitting up first and shouting as he saw his nose start to bleed running back up the stairs.

Dante huffed groaning as the skin of his thumb healed a small area that reminded you of teeth left behind.....

TEETH?

You threw wipes at Dante as you picked up Nero his screaming slowing to a small angry babble of words as he 'spoke' to you.

"I understand child, will you open your mouth for me?" Nero came to a stop watching as you held to fingers in front of his mouth his jaws opened before he chomped....onto air!?

"Your teeth came in very quick, I simply adore your canines child" you spoke softly Nero slapping your shoulder in response.

"Do you think that is an appropriate response to not letting you bite my finger off?" You spoke with Nero his angry babbling ensued.

(TIME SKIPPPPPP)

(Dante's POV)

I groaned for the 5th time in what felt like 3 days (Y/N) and Vergil had been shopping for Nero's teething phase.

"But what if he nibbles in his sleep as well? We should get the binky that can be frozen along with the vibrating toy. (This is an actual thing to help babies teeth stop thinking dirty) Vergil nods adjusting his baby carrier with Nero inside.

'yEs (Y/N)! wHatEvEr yOu WiSh (Y/N)!'

I mocked Vergil who probably had no idea what the hell (Y/N) was talking about. I didn't either so.

"(Y/NNNN)" I whined.

"Yes Dante?"

"I'm hungryyyyyyyy"

"Yes, as always"
'aS aLwAys'

"Can I go get some food?"

'PleaseSayYesPleaseSayYesPleas-'

"Sure just take Nero with you"

'WHAT'

'THIS IS NOT THE CONVERSATION I HAD IN MY MIND GO WITH THE SCRIPT (Y/N)!'

"Why I gotta bring Nero?"

"Because brat and I are shopping you want to go get something to eat with my money you owe me, so watch Nero while you go choose a place to eat"

'Mehmehmeh'

"Fine" I grumbled muttering curses as Vergil helped get the baby carrier onto my chest.

"You suck" I whispered to Vergil who fumed adjusting the carrier a bit to tight on purpose.

....

After (Y/N) handed me the money she and Vergil walked further into the baby isle before I made my way to the food court.

'Cinnabon? Kinda in the mood for some Lemonade'

"Nero what do you think of getting some Lemonade?" I asked before poking the kids cheek making him chomp at my finger before wiggling in the direction of the Disney store.

"No, we need to go eat stop being annoying" Nero babbled angrily in response taking the binkey necklace into his mouth angrily sucking.

"Fine I didn't want your opinion anyway" I made my way to the Lemonade place buying a large and walking around.

(Time skip 1hr and 15 min)

((Y/N) POV?)

Paying for all the items I purchased the woman at the register eyeing the brat hungrily made me snort she glared in response to my smirk.

I grabbed two bags in one hand and Vergil grabbed the other three raising his brow as the woman winked at him.

Bringing out my phone and calling Dante it rang two times before my ears perked up at Bero babbling into the phone.

"anab"

"Yes hello child"

"daby? nub ah"

"You are hungry? I understand where are you right now?"

"uhbi rob-"
"Give that back what are you-"
"BUDY BUB GAHB-"

"Dante where are you guys"

"Oh-okay..uhh lemme check-...Oh Baskin Robins"

"Alright we'll be there soon see you"

Hanging up you heard a snort.

"What was that about?"

"Dunno, but Nero's speech is going well" You responded to the brat before you both made your way towards the ice cream shop a few Halloween decorations catching your eye.

This shit is so unedited