Me :" I'm not hungry. "
*packet of chocolate bread appears on table*
Me : " I'm still not hungry. "
*someone opens it and starts eating*
Me : " Maybe I'll just take one "
Friend : " Hey... Where did all the bread go?? " *looks at me*
Me : " What?! " *feels really bloated and regrets eating all of it*
-continues doing it everyday
#storyofmylife
