Zodiac Sign

What the Signs Say When They Stub Their Toe

Aries:GOD F**KING D*MN IT!

Taurus:SH*T MAN!

Gemini:FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!

Cancer:F*CK *sobs*YOU *sobbing intensifies*

Leo:Screams while lying face down in a bed.

Virgo:THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES!

Libra:Goodbye,cruel world.

Scorpio:*Rips door off of its hinges*NO MORE!

Sagittarius:*Hits the door*STOP!

Capricorn:*bites their fist*No,I'm fine.I swear it's totally not broken.

Aquarius:THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!

Pisces:BUT WHY ME?!