Signs During a Power Outrage

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Aries:WAIT WHAT!THE EVER LOVING FUCK THERE'S NO WIFI!

Taurus:Hold up!You mean,I can't make pizza rolls!

Gemini:*talks on the phone until their batteries die and then sulks in the corner*

Cancer:*snuggles into a blanket for warmth*It's so coooollldddd!

Leo:*desperately tries to get Netflix to work*D### it!Now I can't watch s## and the city *Looks around paranoid*You heard nothing!

Virgo:Wait,NO HOT SHOWERSSS!!!

Libra:Okay,guys!We need to start rationing out he frozen goods before they go bad.TAURUS,YOU CAN'T HAVE ALL THE ICECREAM!IT'S NOT FAIR!

Scorpio:*Hides in the shadows**Dark whispering*This is my place...

Sagittarius:OMG!GUYS LET'S GO PLAY MANHUNT OUTSIDE.YESS!

Capricorn:*Looks around*Y'all are bats### crazy*Plugs in a generator*

Aquarius:*Wanders around in the dark muttering random things to freak out people*

Pisces:*Cries*Cancer!CUDDLE WITH ME!*Snuggles with Cancer*

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