Esperanza was laying in bed thinking of the last day she had spent with her mama.Esperanza was so happy in her dream that she didn't hear her Papa screaming.Esperanza get out of the house, NOW! Esperanza sits up in bed and looks around, she smelled smoke and then saw papa and a massive fire! Esperanza grabbed her golden plunger and Papa grabbed her hand and they jumped out the window.
When they got out of the house Esperanza saw Miguel, Alfonso, and Hortensia. Then she looked up in a tree and saw a face,
It was Abuelita's crusty face sticking out of a hole in the tree!Abuelita you are not supposed to be here! You murderer, pooper, kids stealer,butthole! You are such a butthole because you stink, like poop! I told you I could make things very hard for you Sixto, and guess what you didn't listen!, now you will suffer the consequences, said Abuelita, Since Esperanza is a child that comes from a very wealthy home!, I'm a kid dealer and I could make a lot of cashay off of her! Not with those smelly farts of hers! Said Papa. Yeah no one wants me, I'm worth nothing! Said Esperanza. Hmmmm... I'll just have to take out your fart glands! Said Abuelita. Esperanza farted and hugged Papa saying, don't let her take my farts from me! It'll be OK sweetie, said Papa. Don't be a butt Esperanza, she doesn't have the gut to do it, Said Miguel. Yeah, you're right Miguel, she would never do that. I'm not sure about that Esperanza there's some things I didn't tell you about your mama's death, your mama didn't know that she was going to Abuelitas house and Abuelita drowned her in the toilet. What! Said Esperanza, Esperanza ran over to Abuelita pushed her to the ground and put her butt on Abuelitas face and said want some beef stew! Then Esperanza let out the biggest juiciest stinkiest fart on Abuelitas face. Abuelita stood up and wiped her face, You have 24 hours to give Esperanza to me! Then Abuelita walked away.
Where are we going to live now! Said Esperanza
I don't know mija, said Papa......
