Jungkook was a innocent child with a gift.Everybody loved the shy adorable person he was.Jimin who he thought was his bestfriend forever used him all his life.But of course Jungkook can't stop loving him.He has no chance so he helps his love rival.B...
"Jungkook we are sorry for waking you up but this is important",Jungkook had a shoes in his hands ready to fire.
"Babe put it down",taehyung had woken up to find his boyfriend and their friends having a show fight.
"Okay tae tae",they watched the bubbly boy with their mouths wide open.
"H-how did you do that",we have been trying for thirty minutes until you woke up.
"Well tell us the important information",jimin took out his laptop.
"Hold on tight to your panties this is crazy so after the whole mingyu shit people started talking shit about you someone mysterious even made a secret account called jeowhore yeah not really creative he started spreading false news then crystal the girl who liked you in elementary told everyone you had touched her and now there are coming here in three days to start a riot against you but yugyeom shut them up but who ever is this mysterious person hasn't stopped for sure I say hack",taehyung hit Jungkook who had fallen asleep in the middle of it.
"As you can see from-wake up now-okay from my computer we can cross out mingyu as a suspect he is way to rich to have these outlines and gross the way this person has it like don't put all your fake evidence in a separate post like eww this isn't the 1990's",they all looked at him weird.
"Who else"
"Well crystal is to stupid to do this so she might not be alone with this"
"Why is she lying about something that never happened and yeah I rejected her but I told her girls are weird",Jungkook said remembering exactly how he did it.
"Well guys I have to go jin promised me cookies if I helped him go shopping",jimin got up and left yoongi and Hoseok followed him.
"Well isn't that nice can't wait",Jungkook said sarcastically.
"Gukkie people are coming to our house and maybe try to attack you you shouldn't be making jokes about it",Jungkook rolled his eyes.
"Aish tae you need to stop getting all worried about everything I'm going to be a okay and remember we know John cena",Jungkook looked to the side and did a success kid.
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"Well I guess we should just wait and see what happens but I think my ex is the owner of the account",Jungkook looked at him surprised.
"The nutjob the one who would cut your hair and keep it in a bag and when she tried to kill me by pushing me off the stairs because I was way to close to you",taehyung shivered just remembering.
"Yeah sorry about that"
"Sorry I went flying but I grabbed my self from the rail and went flying to the side did a front flip and landed in a super hero pose it was awesome it was the second most coolest thing that happened last year"
"What's the first one"
"When this dude put thirty pencils in his mouth at once like fucken legend"
"So want to watch Dora again",taehyung groaned and got up from the couch and went upstairs",Jungkook crosses his arms.
"Fine I will let you watch bubble guppies",fast foot steps could be heard from upstairs.
Taehyung jumped over the couch and sat down and picked up jungkook.Put him on his lap and put the first episode of bubble guppies.
"Gil watch out there is a crab behind you hide your ass before he grabs it-it's really painful you know a crab crawled on me when I was tanning my butt cheeks and boom and the weird part is that I don't know where it came from I wasn't even at the beach",taehyung was so into the story of Jungkook's ass getting pinched by a crab he forgot about the theme song in the beginning.
"I think it was because namjoon was staying at my house I'm telling you it's like he is their god I walked in to them having a tea party and if your asking yes I joined crabington and his wife just had children I was invited to the baby shower they had 100,000 boys and 420,000 girls",taehyung just giggled loving how Jungkook's eyes sparkled as he talked about nonsense(that did happen just ask namjoon).
"Well my father is making me take online classes now that I'm a teen mom maybe we should have done this when I was 16 I could be in a tv show I would be famous"
"I don't know but I like this more confident Jungkook a lot better you side to let everyone walk over you"
"But that would break my back",Jungkook scratched his chin.
"Oh you mean they used me yeah they did"
"But now you have me and I won't let them do that to you"
"That's cheesy and gay eww no homo tho",taehyung didn't even try to argue he just called him gay while he is sitting on his lap and hugging taehyung.
"Well you didn't say no homo"
"Fine no homo"
"Y-you said it that's bad your homophobic eww get away from me you you donkey",taehyung had given up trying to understand this new Jungkook.
"Well I better get studying"
"What are you going to study",Jungkook and turned around and grabbed his laptop and taehyung put his chin on his shoulder.
"What are you going to study"
"I need to study ways that I can eat 10 tacos without getting full I have calculated by my research that when I'm in my fifth month I will be able to eat more then ten tacos",taehyung closed the laptop and grabbed Jungkook by the face.
That's how studying for eating became a makeout session.
Updated again hope this wasn't a failure like my room it's a mess
