The Human. #1

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'Paps? Whats wrong? Your sweating! Are you sick!?' I yell to him, he shakes his head. He points to a clock..?. It was time for me to calibrate my puzzles, so I started walking to them. When I just stopped... I could hear foot steps, and I know Paps would have teleported to my 1st puzzle that I would calibrate.

I start running and bump into Paps, where he is just staring in front of us. I turn around and without thinking I shout 'OH MHEH GOD!!! Papyrus!! Is that.... A HUMAN!?!?!?!'

'Sans, I think that's a rock...?' Papyrus tells me.

'Oh..' I said sadly.

'Hey whats that in front of the rock?' Paps asked me.

'! OH MHEH GOD!!' I yell again.

'Is... Is that a human?' I whisper. Papyrus nodded at me.

'PAPYRUS!!! I finally did it! Alphys will... I'm gonna... I'll be so... POPULAR! POPULAR! POPULAR!' I yell.

'... "Ahem" Human! You shall not pass this area! I, The Magnificent Sans will stop you!!! I will then capture you! You will be delivered to the capital! Then... Then! I'm not sure what happens next. In any case! Continue only if you dare!!! MHEH HEH HEH!!' I said excitedly, and as soon as I finished I ran to my 1st puzzle the human would see.

Papyrus just teleported to me

'So with Alphys...' I start, then I turn toward the human.

'Oh-ho! Speak of the devil! In order to stop you... My brother and I have created some puzzles! I think you will find this one... Quite shocking!! For you see, this is the invisible.. Electricity maze!!! When you touch the walls of this maze...' I say

'This orb will administer a hearty zap! Sound like fun??? Because!! The amount of fun you will probably have!... Is actually rather small... I think..? Okay! You can go ahead now!' I say as I lean towards the maze. I get zapped

'PAPYRUS!!! What did you do?!?!' I yell at Pappy.  

'I think the human has to hold the orb.' Papyrus tells me. I calm down, and respond.

'Oh, okay!' I say forgetting the maze was there, as well as showing the human the right way through the puzzle.

'Hold this please!' I tell them putting the orb on their head, I then start walking back to Papyrus, where he is snickering. I shrug, and he points behind me.

'MHEH?! Human!! Your not meant to follow me through the puzzle!!' I yelled. They frowned, though they went back to the start of the maze and waited for me to proceed.

'Okay! Try now!' I shout to them. In less than 2 minutes they were across, unharmed.

'Incredible! You slippery snail!! You solved it so easily... Too easily! However! The next puzzle will not be easy! It is designed by my brother, Papyrus! You will surely be confounded! I know I am!' I say.

'Mheh heh heh heh heh!!' I laugh as I ran to my brother's puzzle. In about 4-5 minutes the human gets to the next puzzle.

'Human!! I hope you're ready for...!' I say excitedly

'PAPYRUS! where's the puzzle!?!' I shout.

'It's right there. On the ground. Trust me, there's no way they can get past this one.' Papyrus says calmly. I watch as the human walks right past my brother's "puzzle".

'Papyrus!! They didn't even look at it!' I yelled.

'Whoops.. I knew I should have used today's crossword instead.' Paps says out loud.

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