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The Human #Part 2

I started to prepare to capture the human, by making...Tacos! (duhh..) When I had finished I placed them next to our very tall sink, ran out the door and went to the border between Sowdinn and Waterfall, there I waited confidently for the human.

~~Time skip~~

As I saw the human approach, I felt guilty... I wanted to have friends, my plan on capturing the human was failing, I couldn't no, I will just give them a little bit of MERCY. After all I never want to kill anybody. Not even the human. Yes! I will befriend the human and show them to Alphys, Undyne, NTT (Napstaton) and the queen! Perfect idea!

I felt my determination sink in. 

I will stay DETERMINED.

*Ahem* I start.

'Human, allow me to tell you about some complex feelings, feelings like...' I start, I felt nervous and DETERMINED at the same time. I continued.

'The joy of finding another taco lover, the admiration for another's puzzle-solving skills. The desire to have a cool, smart person think you are cool. These feelings... They MUST be what you are feeling right now!' I say.

'I can hardly imagine what it must be like to feel that way, after all I am very magnificent! I don't ever wonder what having lots of friends is like.' I tell the human.

'I pity you... Lonely human...' I say dramatically.

'Worry not!! You shall be lonely no longer! For I The Magnificent Sans will be your..' I stop, a sentence was about to come out of my mouth, until I realised.. 

. . .

There was an awkward silence between us, of course me being so magnificent, I began talking again, and tried my best to be kind, but it wasn't an easy task.

'No..' I say then turned around.

'No, this is all wrong! I can't be your friend!!' I started this and couldn't stop, I turned back to face the human.

'You are a human! I must capture you!! Then, I The Magnificent Sans can fur-fill my lifelong dream!' I shouted.

'POWERFUL!'

'POPULAR!'

'PRESTIGIOUS!' I shouted at the top of my non-lungs.

'That's Sans! The newest member... Of the royal guard!' I had finished. I went into battle mode, to fight the human.

BATTLE SCENE 

 Human: ACT: FLIRT

'What?! Fl-flirting??' I stutter, and blushed.

'So you finally reveal your ULTIMATE FEELINGS, w-well! I'm a skeleton with very high standards!' I say.

'I have zero redeeming qualities.' The human says.

'Oh no! That humility.. It reminds me of.. MYSELF! You're meeting all my standards!' I yell

'Lets d-date later!! After I can defeat you! On to the battle!' I order.

I give them a regular bone attack forgetting about the blue attack. I start to think of what to wear for the date later.

Human: ACT: CHECK

Sans: HP- 1 ATK- 8 DEF- 2. Likes to say 'Myeh heh heh!'

Sans: MAGIC: Normal

'Myeh heh heh!'

I start to think about what I should cook for my date.

Human: Mercy: SPARE

'So you won't fight?' I ask, yet no response I continue.

'Then lets see... If you can handle my... FABLED BLUE ATTACK!' I shout.

Sans: MAGIC: BLUE

I summon my blue attack, and watch as the human's SOUL turned a deep blue, causing them to sink to the ground. Just in time for my surprise at the end, a sweet little bone for them to quickly jump over.

'You're blue now, that's my attack!' I say proudly.

Human: MERCY: SPARE

Sans: MAGIC: Normal

I summon another bone attack, this time for the human to jump over.

Human: MERCY: SPARE

Sans: MAGIC: Normal

I then summoned the same attack, with a twist.

~~Time Skip to after the BATTLE~~

'Well...! *Huff* it is clear.. You can't *Huff* Defeat me!! Yeah! I can see you shaking in your boots! Therefore, I The Magnificent Sans, elect to grant you pity. I will SPARE you human, now's your chance to accept my MERCY.

Human: MERCY: SPARE

 And the fight was over.

~~668 words~~