Luci x Reader [[VERY SLOW UPDATES]]

Chapter 1

A Princess, An Elf, And Two Demons walk into a bar
#####################

"Rise and shine, Princess! It's your big day!" The woman opened the curtain of a very large window.
"I hope you got your beauty sleep.." The woman exclaimed, pulling back the blankets to the Princess' bed.
The woman gasped, as the "Princess" was actually a guard that was tied down!
The woman sighed. "She did it again."
The woman pulled down the mouthpiece of the guard.
"Please, let me go on a crusade! Anything's safer than guarding that Princess." The guard hopelessly said.

Tiabeanie's POV
The guy in front of me continuously glanced at his cards.
'This is getting annoying..' I thought.
My gaze was unfazed.
"All in.." The guy said, pushing all of the coins in front of me, into the pile.
I looked in front of me.

No coins...

I grabbed my crown from my head, placing it into the large golden pile.
"Call." The crowd around us gasp in shock that I just gave up my dumb crown.

The guy looked at his cards- then smirked widely. "Two pairs." He said, revealing his pairs of diamonds and spades. He went out to grab the pile of shiny gold.

"Not so fast." I said
"Three me's." I returned the smirk, revealing my cards.

His eyes widen- then they turn back to normal. "That's only two."

"One. Two.-" -I point at myself- "Me."

"Money's mine." I stab the cards into the table with a sharp knife.
The guy spun the table- yanking the knife out of the wooden table, then pointing it at me.
"Not when I got the knife."

I scoff and drank down the beer that I was given, placing it back down onto the table.
I burp loudly.

"Hm.."

I made a quick movement with my crown, which led the knife to be thrown into a nearby wall- nearly killing someone at that.
I place the crown back on my head, and smiled- pulling all of the money into my blue, dirty shirt.

Someone suddenly held me down.

'Well, that caught me off guard- didn't it?' I thought, making a face that said "oh sh!t....".

The guy in front of me pushed past the table that separated us, trying to punch my face.
I dodge, letting the guy holding me get punched.
I hid under a table.

The two guys started to have a punch down.. and then more people joined.. until the whole bar was fighting each other.

I was kicking and punching any one that came close to me.

I was cornered.

'Well.. this is how I die... Oh wait- I can just do this.' Damn. I was a smart cookie.

I threw the money that was in my shirt.

The coins all collided onto the ground, making an awful tinging sound.
I look at the guy that tried to punch me, and then ducked into the large amount of people that were scattered on the ground.

I crawled past people, trying to get to the exit.

I sit up, looking around if the guy was still searching for me from above.
I smirk, seeing that he isn't.

I crawl some more until I see him staring at me, with murderous eyes.
Someone blocked his view. I took this chance to crawl faster to the exit door.
I crawled and crawled until I was face to face with him.
I gasped and panicked.
I hit another guy in the leg, which led him to tumble onto the guy that wanted to kill me.
I crawled the quickest I probably have in a long time.
I reached the exit of the Bar.