I am a famous superhero

Chapter 1: The Meeting

Its morning i just woke up, the time is 8.00 am. Today i have a meeting with some of the most famous superheroes, its the green lantern, superman and wonderwoman. They are great people, they are also my friends. Yeah i know what your thinking yes i have friends. We are having a meeting about getting rid of batman, because we all hate, he is so selfish, more than i am. Anyways the meeting is beginning 12pm. And i don't have anything to wear because i just moved in, so am just gonna go to the mall now, because i have nothing to do right now. At the mall, 2 hours after shopping for clothes, ok that took way to long that i expected. I'm starving, im buying some salad from the salad bar, i hate salad but it's healthy, my friends said to be a superhero YOU HAVE TO BE HEALTHY while eating my healthy ass salad, imma posts a picture of my salad so everybody can see im being healthy, after eating my healthy ass salad, Ok now i can drive to the meeting before i get late. I drove to the meeting, 1 and a half hour later, i finally got here, it took so long. skips to the meeting, in superman's basement. it was dead quiet so i shouted, HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET RID OF HIM(batman), superman just said, why are you shouting, because there was so quiet, i said, I HAVE A PLAN wonder woman shouted, ok what is it i said. Oh i thought of something, but i rethink it and it wasn't smart so i have nothing Wonder Woman said. Ok something else. I have an idea two words, Pizza and Superhero movies. Superman shouted I'M CALLING THE PIZZA DELIVERY, green lantern shouted IM CHOOSING MOVIE. I shouted STOP SHOUTING. But you just shouted wonder woman said confused, i don't care, 20 boring minutes later. Finally the pizza is here EAT i shouted, everyone took a slice of pizza we started the movie, the is infinity wars THANOS i shouted existed, everybody looked at me, what ,nothing the others said. 2 hours later, everybody is asleep except me, aww they are so cute then they are sleeping, they are like 5 years old that need there sleep. The time is 3.00 pm, this meeting was a failure, we didn't even talk about what meeting the was about, i'm disappointed in them just sleeping in the middle of a meeting. 1 hour later, i have just waited here the past hour, not doing anything. Oh i think they woke up, finally. You three are finally up, i have waited for you three to wake up for the past hour. Really, you could just go home if you wanted to, superman said confused, seriously i could just go ok, baii. I just left the house, they all looked so confused. I just spend a hole hour on nothing i could have been home by now. 1 and a half hour later. I'm home now, it looks so peaceful here in the evening, it's time to eat, I ran into my house. I'm going to order some food, hmm what do i want to eat?. What about veggie pizza, sounds healthy to me, after ordering pizza, what should i do while i'm waiting? maybe play games on my phone, yea CANDY CRUSH i yelled, i don't know why i just yelled. Ding dong it ran on my doorbell, it must be the pizza, i ran towards the door, i opened the door and took the pizza, payed and slammed the door, after eating some really good PIZZA, i'm so tired, i'm going to sleep.