Hoseoks head was pounding and he had no clue why, that is until he fully opened his eyes.
The house was littered with both alcohol bottles and chip bags. He frowned holding his head, he didn't think him and teahyung were gonna get drunk.
He looked over for the said male only to catch him in the act of picking his nose. He shrugged, "don't look at me like that it itched!" He defended.
Hoseok chuckled raspily and looked at the house with a sigh falling back onto the wooden floor. Taehyung smiled sheepishly, "ya know if you don't wanna clean it up you can always call your sugar daddies." He suggested.
Hoseok rolled his eyes, "not in a million ye-"
"Your daddy is here!" Yoongi came in through the window being quick to lock it and fall to the floor with a grin.
Hoseok blushed but shook his head then stuck out his finger, "No!" A few seconds later Jimin smacked into the window. Both Taehyung and Hoseok cringed at the loud thump.
Yoongi laughed loudly while smacking his knee. Jimin rubbed his swollen cheeks, while unlocking it from the outside. "I believe you mean I'm the daddy." He admitted, dusting off his shirt.
Taehyung cooed hoping that his ship would soon set sail. Hoseok smacked his arm, "I know what your thinking now stop!" He warned while the brunette chuckled.
Once yoongi and jimin made eye contact the two glared at one another. Hoseok could feel the tension and gulped. Taehyung sighed, "when you guys look at each other like that you might as well fuck."
Jimin and Yoongi both scrunched up their noses. Jimin rolled his eyes, "I'd rather be the one doing the fucking."
Yoongi scoffed, "as if we all know you take it up the ass." Taehyung giggled, "Hobi here takes it up the ass two haha!"
Hoseok blushed a dark crimson and kicked the others shin. Yoongi and Jimin snapped their heads to the side with a smirk.
Hoseok felt like he was being eye fucked, but didn't know if he liked it or not. Then his head hurt again. He groaned rubbing his temples.
Jimin frowned stepping closer to the male. Placing his index finger below his chin, he kissed the smallers forhead.
Hoseok held back a huge grin shaking his head rapidly. He shoved the elder away, raising his voice, "you two need to stop playing with my heart!"
Taehyung bit the inside of his cheek, watching his friend almost break. He then looked at both the angel and the devil, "as an apology for playing with his heart I suggest you clean up this mess."
Jimin and Yoongi looked at each other and sighed.
They both raised their hands before Taehyung spoke again, "without magic."
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Jin pulled on a black hoodie, which most likely belonged to Namjoon and yawned. He looked around to see no sign of his lover. With a loud pout he stuck out his lips, "and he didn't even give me a morning kiss." He mumbled.
"Of course I didn't forget," he spoke wrapping his arms around his boyfriend's petite waist.
Jin spun around immediately placing his lips on the others. After a few muffled whimpers they pulled away. "How did I get so lucky?" Namjoon asked placing a gentle kiss to the latter's plump lips.
Jin grinned, "I should be asking that you goof."
Namjoons smile faltered and he bent down. Jin tilted his head. "Jin, you make me the happiest soul collecter in the world, and dear God I love you so much, will you marry me?"
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Taehyung smiled in satisfaction at the polished house. He stuffed a chip in his mouth, "woah guys it looks great."
Jimin tossed the sponge into the bucket and groaned. "I was not meant for this."
Yoongi dropped the mop to the floor and fell on the couch. "Can't believe I'm doing this for a human."
Hoseok smiled at the two, and stood up. "Now you know what we have to go through everyday."
Yoongi felt himself getting hotter, and cleared his throat. "Uh yeah". He looked away then towards jimin who was splattered across the floor, tummy on show.
Yoongi felt even hotter, and for some reason his pants felt tight, way tighter than they did this morning.
Hoseok noticed this and bit the inside of his cheek. It wasn't necessarily bad that he totally wanted to help him with that problem but it wasn't good either.
"Y-yoongi, your um," he scratched the back of his neck. Yoongi looked down and gasped, "wanna help me with it?" He asked, with a nervous chuckle.
Taehyung smiled and Jimin glared. Hoseok rolled his eyes and sighed, "pay up buttercup." Taehyung cooed holding out his hand.
Hoseok growled, shoving the 20 dollar bill into his palm. He walked towards the elder and took in a deep breath.
Yoongi blinked a few times watching as the red head undid his belt. He gulped, "shit, your actually gonna do it?"
Hoseok looked up with a shrug, "I lost a bet." Jimin started to get hard and whined. "That is a big sin." He announced hiding his boner with his shirt.
Yoongi and Hoseok both looked at the blonde, "If you want your sucked too I-
"N-no baby that's not what I want." He rubbed his temples. "I just need your blessing, are you going to come with me or hot head over there." He mumbled, pointing at Yoongi he seemed highly offended.
Hoseok stopped his actions, where did he wanna go? He pouted, "look I don't care anymore where I go, why do you guys want me anyway?"
Yoongi bent down face to face with the younger and kissed his lips. "Hobi, I can't help the fact that I'm falling for you. Everything about you, even though it's wrong and that's coming from me."
Jimin laughed wiping at the random stain on his pants. Yoongi looked over and grinned. "And I wanna be able to see you instead of coming to steal your soul and Mr. Goody to shoes over their, isn't to bad himself."
Jimin blushed at the small comment, walking towards the two. Hoseok fanned his face, and felt his heart slowly fluttering. "Wait! I think not, you guys are playing with me again!"
Hoseok took off his sandle chucking one at Jimins head and the other towards Yoongis half exposed crotch.
They both squealed immediately running out of the house, and vanishing to who knows where.
Taehyung stuffed a cheetoh in his mouth and nearley choked. "Hobi they basically pored their hearts out to you and you blew them off."
Hoseok groaned pulling at his hair grabbing a nearby pillow, "asswipe!" Taehyung bolted for the door, poking his head in. "see you at school!"
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أدب الهواة{COMPLETED} Jimin wants hoseok to go to heaven. Yoongi wants hoseok to go to hell. And Hoseok wants to be left the fuck alone. ∆∆∆ Yoonminseok Side ships: Namjin Taekook [RANKINGS] #2 Yoonminseok #157 Yoonminseok #229 Reaper #650 Poly
