"AHH!! THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE!" a deafening scream was heard only seconds after tae and soonyi had shared their sentimental moment.
"hobi noo... they weren't supposed to know.." jimin pouted, following the screaming hoseok into the room, clinging onto his arm.
"fucking dumbasses, why do i even fucking try i swear to god-" jungkook muttered, glaring at hobi.
"jinglyfuck, you did a great job at being quiet. stop glaring at hobi for ruining your hard work." namjoon sighed, rubbing his temples as he entered the room.
"but joon, i even punched jin in the stomach to make him shut up!" jungkook whined, pouting as he pointed at jin.
"yeah, you know you could have just told me to be quiet," jin started, arms crossed over his stomach, "but instead you had to punch me and i'm pretty sure you damaged an organ."
"...whoops." jungkook grinned, sticking his tongue out at him.
yoongi just slapped jungkook's head and sat down next to tae and soonyi, who were watching the scene in front of them with wide eyes.
"d-did we cause this to happen?" soonyi muttered, slowly turning to face yoongi.
yoongi just shrugged, closing his eyes and laying his head back, saying something about 'how they end up doing this shit over fucking noodles, so i wouldn't worry.'
taehyung and soonyi shared a look, silently having a conversation with their eyes. coming to the same conclusion, they both slowly got up from their seats and left the room, unnoticed by everyone- probably because jin was sat on top of jungkook, so the attention was on jungkook's face turning red from lack of oxygen.
entering taehyung's room, soonyi and taehyung turned to each other and simultaneously sighed.
"how... how do you live with that?" soonyi asked, eyes still wide at what she had just witnessed.
"i don't even know, everytime they talk my IQ lowers." taehyung replied, turning his phone on.
"oh no." he muttered.
"what? wh- oh my god."
soonyi's eyes widened as she saw taehyung's notifications blowing up with messages from the group chat.
she slowly met taehyung's eyes, eyebrows slightly furrowed in confusion.
"uh... should we check that out?" she asked.
simply nodding in response, taehyung opened his messages.
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wenamjooning members: expensivejoon, kimsuccjin, agustdicc, hoesucc, jibooty, juancock, ✨c.soonyi, you
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juancock: GUYS WE GOTTA WASH THE COUCH RIGHT NOW
juancock: THEY GOT THEIR SEX JUICES ON IT
kimsuccjin: they literally only kissed-
juancock: SEX!!!! JUICES!!!!
juancock: ALL OVER THE COUCH!!!!
juancock: if the couch doesn't get put in the washing machine in the next minute i will SCREAM
jibooty: you know for some reason i don't think the couch will fit in the washing machine
juancock: not with that attitude it won't
juancock: hmm i don't see the couch being moved
expensivejoon: why the FUCK are y'all texting we're all in the same goddamn room
juancock: because i hate the sound of everyone's voice
juancock: except for jimin's
jibooty: ay thanks junglefork
juancock: correction: i hate everyone
juancock: period
hoesucc: speaking of period
hoesucc: where'd soonyi go
kimsuccjin: oh my god taehyung's gone too
kimsuccjin: oh my god oh my god oh my god we're gonna have a little taehyung in 9 months
