Bandit Chp. 2

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Hellooooooooooooooo my name is Bandit and I'm very happy to be here! OH MY HECKING YEET IS THAT FRISKY BITZ!? AWESOME!

*yumyumyum*

Annnnnnnyway, here's some stuff about me:

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Personality: Wild at Heart

Power Level: 180

Appearance: Tortoiseshell

Gender: Male

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*Snowball on a tree stump makes a Red Rubber Ball squeak loudly*

Hellooooooooooooo Snowball! Is that you I see on the Red Rubber Ball?

Snowball: Hello, Bandit! How are you! I'm just about to leave, you see. There is a Mister Dragonfly toy over on the rocks; it's too wild for me. It may be the perfect thing for you, though!

Oh wow! Thanks, Snowball!

Snowball: Anytime! See you later, Bandit!

As I viciously attack Mister Dragonfly, another cat carefully sneaks in. Wait . . . is that--

I pause to look out of the corner of my eye.

SPUD, MY MAN! COME OVER HERE AND HELP ME MURDER THIS DARNED DRAGONFLY!

Spud: Nah, I'll pass. I think I'll sleep in the Orange Cube over in the shade. Maybe tomorrow, there isn't enough room for both of us anyway. By the way, I heard that the neighbor has Ritzy Bitz--

RITZY BITZ? OH GOSH OH MAN I'M GOING

--and the Tower Of Treats out. I'll join you later.

*Spud sneaks into the Orange Cube and curls up*

I'd better get going, there's RITZY BITZ WAITING FOR ME!!! GOODBYEEEEEEEEE!

*Gifts Await*

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