The pain still lingers even after the bug bitches devour me. It's utterly disgusting. As they devoured me piece by piece, the stinging grew by the second. The pink, slimy interiors of their guts burn like the surface of the hottest sun. What the fuck? I start feeling movement in my hand again as my brain begins to start functioning again. Instinctively, I reach for my blaster and shot through the larvae, using my hand and I begin killing them one by one. My body starts to fusing together and I realize that smoking all that pot finally paid off. But no, of course my idiot dad doesn't think that way. Well, that isn't a problem anymore. I noticed a bug dozing off and indistinctly shoot their guts out and tear their spine open. I conceal myself inside the bug as I make my way to the hatchery to find an egg. After minimal searching, I find the hatchery and take an egg with me, distancing myself from the egg. Those idiot starship rangers hadn't left Bug Planet Yet, and were Lounging outside and speaking to other bugs and the worst BUG IDIOT EVER. THIS IS MY CHANCE! I can trick those dumbasses and steal THE STARSHIP. I'm certain they let bugs visit the starship and tour it all the time- I mean they let that dumbass bug on it. I'm surprised by their stupidity. It seems that since the peace with the bugs, the rangers have deactivated all of their weapons and left them on the ship. How Perfect. I wait until dark and notice the rangers didn't move from outside and are still sleeping soundly. Even that dumbass toaster Megagirl is sleeping. I should've known she wasn't capable enough to kill them. Silently, I evade them, creeping past every single SPACEBUBBLEASTROCHAIR3000, disgusted by all of their stupidity. As much as they all annoyed me, it didn't matter now, I thought as I silently boarded the ship and closed the bay doors. I silently begin analyzing every part of the ship when I find the one piece of the puzzle I need to solve the equation- the Starship Ambassador Code. I enter it slowly, following the same code as always- 37772232529. FINALLY! The program accepts the code and start the system up. Starting... Starting... Starting.... 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. The starship begins to rise from the face of Bug Planet and goes into hyperspeed the second it reaches cruising altitude. Before it does, I see those foolish idiots start to look up in my direction and realize what has happened- oh, those poor, poor stranded dumbasses are here with their best fwiend in the entire universe. GOD DAMNIT BUG, WhY wOULD YOu dO thAt to ThEm? Smirking, I reach for the hyperspeed trigger and head back to earth.
