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Well this year is a bitch ya know like wtf is with this Coronavirus shit we dont even get a nice cold can of beer like shit man not even a freshly cut lime anyways I was in my nana's room and I had a hole in my pants and I said I have a giant  hole in my vagina and then I said well obviously then she was like the shit you say like I was high when I said that so idk wth happened the rest of that night okay so my went out of town and I stole a bottle and I got so drunk with my friend and I came home and my cousin and her little friend was there and I was LETS GET DRUNK  my cousin friend was like HELL YEAH so the next morning I woke up soking wet and then I remember I need to pee last night so i was like damn it I pissed myself shit man then the next night I got drunk again and decided to call my nana she was like are you drunk and I was like no I'm high it was a hole thing well that's it byeee

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