The Fake Relationship with Harry Styles **One Direction Fan-fiction**

Chapter Seven- Breaking Out

Heeeyyyyy gurrlllsss!!!!!!!!!!! 

If you ever find a good "that's what she said" moment feel free to leave it in the comments!!!

I was always like "noooooo" whenever I told myself to work on this story...but I did yay!!!!

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Niall P.O.V.

I followed behind Liam with Zayn behind me. "Liam is this really gonna work?" I whispered to his back. He nodded like I was stupid.

"Of course Niall! The plan is flawless!" He spat at me silently turning his head to look at me.

"Liam...the plan is to spilt up and wing it..." I pointed out, but Liam ignored me and continued to crawl. I sighed as we got near the target. We hid behind a car in the parking lot. There were conveniently some teenage girls singing What Makes You Beautiful out of tune on the sidewalk bobbing their heads to the beat. 

"BABY YOU LIGHT OF MY WORLD LIKE NO BODY ELSE THE WAY THAT YOU FLIP YOUR HAIR GETS ME OVERWHELMED BUT WHEN YOU SMILE AROUND IT AIN'T HARD TO TELL YOU DON'T KNOW WOAH WOAH YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL WOAH WOAH THATS WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!!" Close enough. She will do. I stood up from behind the car. Both the boys glared at me.

"Niall what are you doing!?" Zayn hissed at me. Meow.

"Winging it!" I winked at Liam and ran away from his scowl towards the blonde girls.

"OH MM GEE ITS NEIL!!!!" They both jumped up and down as I came walking toward them. They both started to come close to me, but tried to make it seem like I was coming close to them? I don't know...girls make no sense. But I guess the winging it plan was working, because everyone working at the station jail thing was focused on me. What they think I'm going to rape these girls.

"Come on kiddo! You can't be touching young woman like that! We are gonna have to give ya a short lecture on how to treat a girl!" Some officers out their arm around my neck leading me into the evil place. NOOOOOO I saw that there were no sexy boyband members behind the car so they must be inside already. Wow they work fast.

"WOOAAHH WHO KNEW NEIL WAS SUCH A BAD BOY!!!"

"NO THAT'S ZAIN!!!! HES MY HUSBAND!!!! WE ARE GONNA GET MARRIED IN HAWAII!!! BESIDES HE BETTER THAN NEILLLLL!!!" (A/N: Notice I said Neil not Niall. NIALL IS MY SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!!!!) I rolled my eyes at their foolishness. Anyone in the right mind would take this hot Irish body over Zayn. 

As we got in, he started to pull me into a different direction than the cells. I wanted to get to Lou so I had to head the other way. I pulled back from his grip. Alarmed, he put his hand where his gun was. But I was too quick, I leaped into the air doing my special Horan Jump kicking him right in the face. He grunted in pain and his nose started bleeding. That's when he started crying hopelessly looking for a tissue. 

 I ran to find Louis' cell. I finally saw him and SHELBY?!? What is she doing here?! What are they doing together!!??! I saw Lou had his arm around Shelby and they both leaning into each other not noticing me standing right here. AHEM. I cleared my thought and they both looked at me embarrassed.

"Niall! Why are you here?" Louis recollected himself and confronted me.

"To get you out," I turned my head to the side and put my mouth on the vertical bars. I crunched my teeth hard making the bars spilt. I know what you are thinking. How the hell is he eating jail cell bars....well it is because he is very smexy.

The guards finally caught up to me and started to surround me. I turned around as they slowly came closer ready to jump on me at any minute. Shit.

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