Chapter 1: The New Girl

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Beep Beep Beep Beep

I rolled over and hit the snooze on my alarm for about the tenth time this morning. Ugh I'll get up in five minutes...probably. I rolled back over and closed my eyes.

(HEY!)

My eyes snapped back open as I heard a distant screaming. I blinked, probably just the neighbors. I closed my eyes once again.

(HEY DON'T IGNORE ME! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME F/N L/N!)

I opened my eyes and groaned as I sat up. The voice sounded clearer this time and louder. I dazedly looked around but no one was there.

What the hell was that?

As if the loud annoying voice could hear what I thought, it answered me.

(It's the author dumbass, you need to wake the fuck up so I can continue writing the story.)

But I'm sleepyyyy!!!! T_T Can't I just be in a story where school starts at noon instead of 8am!?

(NO! IT'S MY STORY AND THIS IS HOW I'M WRITING IT. SO, GET UP AND GO TO SCHOOL SO THAT I CAN MAKE YOU MEET A HOT BOY AND FALL IN LOVE!)

UGH that seems like sooooo much work. This boy better be hot af, because if I'm gonna get my ass out of this bed, only to be made to fall in love with a boy with a butt chin or something, then you and me are bout to fight, author-chan.

(THAT'S EXACTLY WHO I MIGHT CHANGE IT TO IF YOU DON'T START MOVING MISSY.)

UGHHHHHHH Fiiiiineeeee

I got up out of my warm and cozy bed. "I'll be back for you later," I whisper seductively to my bed as I head out of the room. I make my way to the bathroom to get ready for the morning and do my daily routine and what not. When I got to the doorway I suddenly whipped around. "Hey! You need to back the fuck up readers. This is my private time. This is not going to be a hentai moment for you, sorry." I then slam the door in the reader and author's face.

(Uhhh rude much?)

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I skip happily downstairs humming my favorite song (insert here). I grab an apple and a water before teleporting to my new school PK Academy.

Oh! did I forget to tell you? I'm psychic! What? You want to know what all my powers are?? Well you'll just have to find out later in the story impatient bastards!

So anyway I teleport behind a tree in the grounds so I don't arouse suspicion from my classmates. Don't want to end up being experimented on by the government again. I then turn invisible so I don't have to talk to anyone as I try to locate my homeroom classroom.

I pass by a small group of boys, one has lightning blue hair, another has pink hair (and is he wearing antennae hair clips? So cute!), and the other had a weird mohawk and a....butt chin?!?!

Author-chan!!! I thought we had a deal? Wtf!!!

No answer.

I turn around and start going the opposite way. No way jose am I attending this school. I'm moving. Ain't no way I'm falling in love with that face. The pink haired one maybe but not the butt chin guy.

(And so F/N moved to a different school and lived happily ever after, all alone forever, because she can't listen to a word her author tells her. The END)

Wait what!? No! The story can't be over already!!

(Yeah it can if you don't turn that happy booty back around and continue the storyline I wrote for you.)

Ughhhh

I turned back around and came face to face with the pink haired boy. His friends kept walking but he stood right there in front of me, almost as if he could see me.

Haha that's so weird he's staring right at me... does this dude even blink?

I knew that he couldn't possibly see me because my 20 minutes of invisibility wasn't up and no one bumped into me to deactivate it. I leaned in closer and inspected his face. Behind his weird green glasses was actually a pretty good looking face.

Hmmm totally my type.

"Hey Saiki! What are you doing bro? We gotta head to class!" I jumped at the sudden voice and turned around. Butt chin was back.

Holy shit he scared the bejesus out of me.

"What? You can't move because a girl is in your way bud?" Butt chin looked around confused. "What girl? There's no one here!"

The pink haired boy's eyes opened wider and he whipped his head back in my direction. I, however, had panicked and teleported the heck out of there and onto the roof.

Well shit that's not good.

Author's note: Hey Author-chan here 😘 this is my first time doing a reader story and I hope I did good! If there's anything I can improve on just let me know! Author- chan out ✌

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