Anaconda.

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AnyaMcCullough: I dare Levi to twerk and sing my anaconda don't.

Levi: *cleaning* oh my god.. That brat.. Ugh.. I hate Niki fucking Minaj. Go dare Eren to do it.

Admin: *takes match box and cleaning supplies* ...... Say bye to your babies.

Levi: MY BABIES!! YOU FUCKING BLACKMAILER.. YOU BRATS ARE ALWAYS BEHIND MY CLEANING SUPPLIES!!!

Eren : .... I love Niki minaj!

Mikasa: what? You said you love her Eren? *takes sword out and gives Eren death stare*

Eren: NO NO.. NOT THAT WAY.. I just "like" her... As a singer you see.. He he he.  *gulp*

Mikasa: I WILL KILL YOU NIKI RETARD RAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!! *flies off to find Niki minaj*

Levi: -.- Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

Big dope dealer money, he was getting some coins

Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace

Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish

Now that's real, real, real,

Gun in my purse, bitch I came dressed to kill

Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils

I'm high as hell, I only took a half of pill

I'm on some dumb shit- I fucking don't know the rest.... I hate everyone.

Hanji: *sitting in a corner* aahahahhaahahahhahahhhahhahhahhbahahhahhahhhhahahahahhahahahha I filmed all of this...

Levi: YOU WHAT???!? YOU  FUCKING 4 EYES BRAT?

Hanji: *starts running*

Armin: *eats hula hoops*

Connie and Sasha: why do you eat hula hoops in every dare?

Armin: I heard hula hoops are good refined potatoes which are hooped shaped plus its made and has less oil which is good for your health plus they have it in different flavours.. Like cocktail.. The one I'm eating now and---

Connie: okay okay that's enough information about some stupid packet of crisp... Flipping geek. Sasha let's go now... Sasha? Sasha?

Sasha: .... *drooling* those taste good... Looks good.. Mmhmmmm. Can um I try one. He he...

Connie: potato girl strikes again. -.-


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