Shrek Quest

The Figure

The figure turned around, revealing it's face, it was a very tiny sheep. "My name is Mr. Sheep." said the figure, trying not to laugh. "Oh, why were you trying to hurt us? We were just gonna ask you a question!" Replied Shrek. "Oh, ask away!" Mr. Sheep said back. "ok, um what is an--" "SIKE! Oh, that was funny, I'm gonna kill you now." Said Mr. Sheep.

"What? Why?" Asked Shrek. "Who? Where? When? How?" Added Mr. Owl. "I'll answer all those questions, then on with the killing. What? Um, I'm gonna kill you. Why? Because I don't want anyone else to go out exploring like you, and get hurt, so I'm showing them what happens when you go exploring. Who? My name is Mr. Bad Guy, I'm a hired killer. Where? Right here, of course! Whe--" Shrek punched Mr. Bad Guy in the chest, and he fell backwards. "Take that Dummy Dum!" Said Shrek heroically. Mr. Owl laughed at Mr. Bad Guy because of his fall. then suddenly, Mr. Bad Guy became a blur, and Mr. Owl got knocked out of sight. Mr. Bad Guy could move so fast the eye couldn't perceive it.

"Do you realise how ironic your reason for killing us is?" Asked Shrek. Shrek received no response from Mr. Bad Guy, he felt something on his shoulder, he started to go flying but stopped himself by skidding across the ground. "How dare you do that to my friend!" he yelled as he jumped at Mr. Bad Guy. "You think just jumping at me will work? You remember my exceptional speed right?" Said Mr. Bad Guy menacingly. Shrek blinked, and when he opened his eyes Mr. Bad Guy was gone. Suddenly, Shrek was knocked down and his face was flattened against the ground. Mr. Bad Guy seemed to have teleported behind Shrek. Shrek got up, with scars all over his face, he threw a punch at Mr. Bad Guy, this time trying not to blink. Mr. Bad Guy waited until the last second, then he was gone. Shrek quickly turned around, and just as Mr. Bad Guy was about to punch Shrek, he was lifted up. Shrek, rather confused, looked up at Mr. Bad Guy, and saw that Mr. Owl was carrying him away! "Epic! hehe." Laughed Shrek.

Mr. Owl carried Mr. Bad Guy a long distance, but then something happened...

...Mr. Owl had been knocked out of the sky! Shrek ran over to Mr. Owl, and saw that he was badly injured, and Mr. Bad Guy was nowhere to be seen.

Suddenly, Shrek was knocked away from Mr. Owl, it was Mr. Bad Guy, Shrek ran over to Mr. Bad Guy and Mr. Owl as fast as he could, but Mr. Bad Guy saw him coming.  Suddenly Shrek got an idea, "Mr. Bad Guy's wearing a watch, what if Mr. Bad Guy wasn't movig fast, he was slowing down time!" He thought. With that in mind, Shrek watched Mr. Bad Guy's every move. Mr. Bad Guy looked over at Shrek and smirked. Suddenly Shrek started to move in slow motion, then he couldn't move at all. "I KNEW IT!" He thought to himself. Mr. Bad Guy walked towards Shrek while all time was stopped, then, Shrek made the mistake of looking at Mr. Bad Guy while time was stopped. Mr. Bad Guy gasped. "Does he know my secret?" Mr. Bad Guy thought. "How could his eyes move?" Shrek realised that Mr. Bad Guy was surprised about this, and moved his eyes back to their original spot. "It must have been my eyes playing tricks on me." Mr. Bad Guy told himself. He kept walking towards Shrek, once he got there, he punched Shrek while time was stopped, then went behind Shrek. Time slowly went back to it's normal speed, and Shrek went flying from the punch. Mr. Bad Guy laughed at Shrek, but Shrek was too focussed on Mr. Owl's health to be mad.