Shrek Quest

Mr. Bad Guy's World

Mr. Bad Guy slowly turned around and started walking back towards Mr. Owl. Shrek tried to get up and stop him, but he was in to much pain to move. Suddenly he heard footsteps coming from behind him, he turned around and saw another sheep. "Who are you?" Asked Shrek, who could barely talk. "My name is Shawn, I'm here to kill you, I was hired by--" Shrek got up. "Actually, never mind, I don't care." Interrupted Shrek.

Shawn screamed and jumped at Shrek. "Jeez, my ears!" Shrek said after ducking under the attack. Shawn stuck out his hoof and spun around, tripping Shrek. "Hey, I don't wanna hurt you!" Yelled Shrek. Shawn ignored him and kicked him into the air, before punching him even higher, Shrek was in the clouds. As Shrek started to fall, he screamed. But then Shawn squatted down, before jumping as high in the sky as Shrek was. Shawn headbutted Shrek as they were falling back to the ground. Shrek was knocked way to the side, he kept falling, and as he was about to touch the ground, time stopped. Mr. Bad Guy walked up to Shrek, as he was about to hit the ground. Mr. Bad Guy put his hands under Shrek, and time started again. Shrek fell into Mr. Bad Guy's arms, and Mr. Bad Guy put him down. "Why did you save me?" Shrek asked. "So I can kill you myself." Responded Mr. Bad Guy. "If you die from falling, it seems accidental, I want everyone to know that if they go exploring, they will inevitably get killed." Shrek still disagreed with Mr. Bad Guy's motives for killing, but he thanked Mr. Bad Guy for saving him.

"You're welcome." Responded Mr. Bad Guy before punching Shrek all the way back over to Shawn. "Oh you are so dead!" Shawn said after noticing that Shrek survived his fall. Shawn threw his arm at Shrek, but Shrek dodged it. Shawn then kicked Shrek, but Shrek got up and started running away. "You think you can get away from me??" Shawn said angrily. "Well think again, MR. BAD GUY!" Mr. Bad Guy nodded at Shawn, and time came to a stop. Shawn walked in front of Shrek. Shrek, once again, followed Shawn with his eyes. Shawn seemed very surprised by this. "Why can he move his eyes?" Shawn asked Mr. Bad Guy. Mr. Bad Guy gasped. "So my eyes weren't playing tricks on me." Mr. Bad Guy said, while looking at Shrek. "Kill him." Shawn pulled his fist back preparing to punch Shrek. Suddenly just as Shawn was about to hit Shrek, Shrek moved out of the way! "NANI???" Yelled Mr. Bad Guy and Shawn simultaneously. Shrek punched Shawn, and Shawn went flying away. Shrek started walking towards Mr. Bad Guy. "Oh? you're approaching me?" said Mr. Bad Guy "Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?" "I can't beat the shit out of you without coming closer." Replied Shrek. Shrek started to run towards Mr. Bad Guy. Time started to move at it's normal speed again.

Shrek continued to run, when he got close enough, he did a running jump towards Mr. Bad Guy. As Mr. Bad Guy was about a foot away from Shrek, he extended his fist. Mr. Bad Guy stopped time, but it was no use, Shrek was still moving towards Mr. Bad Guy. Shrek hit Mr. Bad Guy and he flew over the horizon. Then Shrek knelt down to see if Mr. Owl was still alive. His heart was beating, Shrek was relieved. Mr. Owl opened his eyes, and looked around, he sighed, and seemed disappointed. "What?" Asked Shrek. "We never found out what an adventure was!" Replied Mr. Owl. suddenly the Earth started to shake. Shrek hid Mr. Owl behind a rock, and stood up. He saw a trail of fire coming towards him, like a shooting star coming right at him. Shrek moved out of the way, and the star shot into the ground.

Something started to emerge from the hole, it was Mr. Bad Guy. "YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY???" Yelled Mr. Bad Guy menacingly. "WELL YOU WERE MISTAKEN!" Mr. Bad Guy started to charge at Shrek. He threw a punch, but Shrek caught his fist and threw him over his shoulder. Mr. Bad Guy landed on his feet, skidded across the ground and came running back at Shrek, Shrek turned around to stop him, but then he was kicked from behind, it was Shawn! Shrek was on the ground, with Shawn and Mr. Bad Guy on either side of him, looking down at him. suddenly, Mr. Bad Guy was kicked out of the way. "Take that!" yelled Mr. Owl. Shawn started running at Mr. Owl, but Shrek tripped him.  Then Shrek got up, and him and Mr. Owl started walking away. "Stop them!" Mr. Bad Guy said to Shawn. Shawn shrugged and said "I don't want to die." Mr. Bad Guy was very aggravated because of this, he stopped time, and ran towards Shrek. Shrek let Mr. Bad Guy punch him. then time started to go back to normal, but then, it froze again, this time Mr. Bad Guy couldn't move.

"I knew that if I let you punch me, then  you would unfreeze time, and I could stop it again." Shrek explained. "And now since you're frozen, I can finally beat the shit out of you." Mr. Bad Guy was defeated, there was nothing he could do. Shrek started repeatedly punching Mr. Bad Guy. When he unfroze time, Mr. Bad Guy got cuts all over his body, he got a black eye, he started to vomit blood, and then Shrek threw an uppercut at Mr. Bad Guy, and he and Mr. Owl finally walked away, they had won.