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5sos w/ there future kids

Luke's daughter: daddy can u get me ceweal?

Luke: wait sweetheart let me ask- ASHTON WHERES THE CEREAL?

Ashton: I DONT KNOW STOP SCREAMING AT ME WE R 2 FEET APART

Ashton's son: *giggles uncontrollably*

Calum's son: *walks up to luke's daughter* *hands cereal* here u go

Luke's daughter: *blushes*

Calum: look at my son picking up chicks like-

Luke: continue that sentence and I'll chop ur balls off

Mikey's son: daddy uncle Luke said balls hehe

Mikey: there's nothing to cut b/c uncle Cal has no balls *high 5's son*

Calum: god Michael ur such an asshole

Ashton's son: daddy what's an asshole

Ashton: oh my god where did u learn that word- MICHAEL CALUM CAN U NOT SWEAR IN FRONT OF MY SON

Luke: stop screaming Jesus Christ

Luke's daughter: *counts cereals as eats them* one…two…thwee…

Mikey's son: ur a loser lol

Mikey: that's my son right there

Luke: oh jeez not again

Calum's son: daddy did u get another tattoo

Calum: yeah but don't tell mom

Calum's son: but u can't hide that

Calum: not if u wear a sweater son

Luke's daughter: DADDY UNCLE MIKEYS SON IS BEING AN- wait what's the word- AN ASS

Luke: WHERE DID U LEARN THAT WORD

All the kids: uncle Calum

Luke: *glares at Calum*

Mikey's son: daddy is that what u call a fucked up moment

Ashton: oh my god where do u kids learn these words *studs toes* MOTHERFUCKER

Calum's son: isn't that daddy's job

Calum: nice one *high 5's son*

Luke: why did it reach this point all I did was ask Ash for the damn cereal

Luke's daughter: daddy what does damn me-

Ashton: no need to learn that child no need

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