Dark... everything is dark. My body... I... I... I can't feel... theirs. Theirs nothing. I'm mist. I'm MIST! Is that what I am! Nooo... nooo I couldn't be. You GOD DAMN GODS! I'm dead. They killed me, am I a ghost?. And well, seems like I have no brain but I can think. I hope I'm able to have the same connection at I would as a human like walking talking hearing. But I won't be able to hear out here in space sooo, MOVE myself MOVE! I'm moving! Alright now I just have to keep going in what I think this is straight so I can see if I can at least hear.
Soo they did it. I've been smited by the gods. I must be able to fight back, I MUST get revenge. But I need to be a body not just this that I am. Walking and moving normally. Hahaha I can totally do this... I can do this... I maybe can do this. I need to fight. I have to place my mantel back on the shelf. Those gods! I say nay, if they were all high and mighty then, why am I still a being! Huh pieces of shit gods thinking they can just run me over like that, I bet a good bounty hunter came along thinking they could kill me turning me.
Wooohhh and is that a space ship! Gotta go faster to it... no I actually don't, it's not moving, haha theirs a giant hole in the side of it. Noice. Alrighty and inside issss... three floating chairs, two nicely made daggers, and a dead alien in a space suit. Merry Christmas me! Bye bye dead alien, don't know what the hell your gray ass is but thank you for the beautiful new suit. And now the moment of truth... I can't move. Oh, I needs to turned it on. Man it's really old and dead, maybe if I just can throw this dead guy at it. Yeahhh grey ass I'm gunna try to throw you. You don't want me to! Your head is gunna be injured! Well I'm sorry to let you know that your missing your arm grey ass, why are you worried about head trauma. Yeah yeah... whatever and here we go. Crank em back and THROW EM! Holy maple trees, thank you gray ass you have turned it on. As gratitude I shall let you know... your dead sir. Ok mr glowing visor suit, will I move. Suit closed smelling like nothing... oh well never mind I'm nose less. But hey I'm MOVING! Now where did those knives go. Ahh their we go one on each side. Nice nice they clip beautifully easy on both sides.
"All entities and life forms along this ship surrender or die!" What the fuck is this guys problem! "Hey how many of you are their, enough for us to sit around reading some books with coffee?" Their is a life form on the ship how should we go about this, Theirs only one of him! This is gunna be fun! "How about you come on out so we don't have to kill you slowly" *beep beep beep beep beep* What's that noise!? Those are the alarms, we've been breached! *blam blam blam* KILL EM, KILL EM ALL! *screams along with more gunfire*...... You think he's dead now?*knocking* answer answer answer I'm bored "Elo anyone home?" Nooo were not here. "Come fight me like a man!" Yay! *blam* "He blasted thru the doors like child's play!" He's fast, but not fast enough! He seriously thinks I'm trying right now doesn't he. Well ima shut up little guy first. Get H..hk... "Thanks for the ship cuddlez" You son of a litt.... "How dare thee monstrosity hate thy book club" was that right? Who cares. But now that I think of it... how do I know how to fight? I know the gods are mad at me, that I'm smart, and now I have a fighting instinct? Sooooo anyway where are we off to now in this nice new ship.
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ActionA cocky space guy always made fun of the gods, said they didn't exist. That was up until they decided to kill him for it. However they didn't expect him to live and seek revenge to kill ever single god that exists.
