So said the UwU
A long time ago there was nothing just gas floating around. Then it got closer together, with the power of UwU. Over a long time as the gas got closer the UwU became stronger. The UwU became so powerful and concentrated that it was ready to blow. And with the drop of one eskus flask. That one moment there was a loud SKSKSKSKS and then a great voice from nowhere said.
Let there be cream.
Then boom there was a soft smooth creamy substance everywhere
After thousands of years the cream started to harden, and clump up. The once smooth and wonderful cream was now hard and condensed into large balls. The balls collide sending dusty cream off into space. Over time the cream started to from back into a liquid just slightly. The cream was being melted but the intense heat from the molten cream ball.
But as it melted the cream some evaporated making a layer of fluffy cream in the sky. Over time this cycle was repeated and the once white foamy cream was hard and brown. As time went on there were creatures that started to grow. Prosper even. They started as small little bugs feeding on the wonderful cream. They grew and grew. Some got to as high as some trees. Other stayed to the ground. they all grew these lushes beautiful white cream colored leaves. over time the animals evolved and became extinct and rose from the ground again. Though there was one species that stood out. it was an odd looking one. that stood on 2 legs instead of 4. ran slower then most. didn't have sharp creamy claws. or fangs. also didn't rely on strength but rather there brain. they would stay high in the trees as to not let preceptors near. nor did they fight but let there pray fight to live. by setting traps and using another larger predator to beat a smaller one then took the left overs.this was unlike most other species the cream gods have ever seen.
what they did not know was that this was the creation of one god that all the others despised. he was always the smaller god that didn't have the power to make a strong large beast. one day he thought that what if he made a smaller species different from the lot of them not claws,fangs or speed. but the capacity to learn and remember and make connections. the god made the first human. (in the cream world this means mortal thinker).
