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Private message !xxx-xxx-xxxx
Is your name Waldo? Cause someone like you is hard to findxxx-xxx-xxxx
Are you Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each otherxxx-xxx-xxxx
Can u kiss me? I promise I'll give it backxxx-xxx-xxxx
Did you eat lucky charms? Cause you're magically deliciousxxx-xxx-xxxx
You must be a broom because you swept me off my feetxxx-xxx-xxxx
Your lips look lonely, would they like to meet mine?xxx-xxx-xxxx
You remind me of chapstick cause you da balmxxx-xxx-xxxx
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?xxx-xxx-xxxx
Is your name google? Cause you're everything I'm searching forxxx-xxx-xxxx
I know you're really busy today but could you add me to your "to-do" list?xxx-xxx-xxxx
That's nastyxxx-xxx-xxxx
Oop-
Sorryxxx-xxx-xxxx
Ur Guccixxx-xxx-xxxx
I wish, I'm noenxxx-xxx-xxxx
Lol hi noenxxx-xxx-xxxx
Hixxx-xxx-xxxx
Noen what?xxx-xxx-xxxx
Noen Eubanksxxx-xxx-xxxx
Oh!
You're the TikTok guyxxx-xxx-xxxx
That I amxxx-xxx-xxxx changed xxx-xxx-xxxx name to Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
And you are?xxx-xxx-xxxx
Bod DuncanSkeleton boi 🧟♂️ changed xxx-xxx-xxxx to the exterminator 🦗🦟
Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
So you're a 50 year old man?The exterminator 🦗🦟
Don't assume my gEnDeRSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
lol calm downThe exterminator 🦗🦟
How old are you?Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
18The exterminator 🦗🦟
Ooooooo he's legalSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
Ur scaryThe exterminator 🦗🦟
Thank you ratSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
Did you just-The exterminator 🦗🦟
I did and what about itSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
Nvm
I gotta goThe exterminator 🦗🦟
See ya
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FanfictionA girl sends pick up lines to a random number until he responds (Started: 10-9-19) (Ended: 2-16-20)