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Private message !Davy Jones 🏴☠️ 🧜♀️
Are you a washing machine? Cause you make my world go round and roundSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
If you u were a steak you'd be well done ;)Davy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Ew that's so badSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
Psssh nO it wasn't
That was probably my best one yet don't lie to yourself bDavy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Ok skeleton
Or should I say spooky scary skeletonsSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
OH MY GOSH CHLOE YOURE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHA DUCHSJEY DJDVE IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THATS HILARIOUS TELL ME MORE KNEE SLAPPERS LINE THAT ONE 😂😂🤣😤😤🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😤😤😤😤😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Davy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Your sarcasm is appreciatedSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
I know you are but what am I?Davy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
That's not even relevantSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
Ik I just never got to say that as a kidDavy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Relatable queen noen back at it again 😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
Well since we are on the topic of togetherness
Wanna know what I really want?Davy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
What do you really wantSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
I want to know if they make tomato plushies
I honestly don't even know if they make good plushies and I have no purpose for it
But I had a dream about it and now I want one
And a hugDavy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Noted
Sad cause I can't afford that
Can we get an f in the chat?Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
NoDavy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
:(Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
FDavy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
:)Skeleton boi 🧟♂️
wAit! Did you just say you can't afford a hug?Davy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Well
I can't afford to fly across the country to give you a hug even though I want to
A lotSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
That's the very first thing we'll do when we meetDavy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
An optimist queen:
We love her
We Stan her
We adore herSkeleton boi 🧟♂️
Are you saying you looooooOOooOve me??Davy Jones 🏴☠️🧜♀️
Hold that thought
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FanfictionA girl sends pick up lines to a random number until he responds (Started: 10-9-19) (Ended: 2-16-20)