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Private message !

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️
Are you a washing machine? Cause you make my world go round and round

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
If you u were a steak you'd be well done ;)

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Ew that's so bad

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
Psssh nO it wasn't
That was probably my best one yet don't lie to yourself b

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Ok skeleton
Or should I say spooky scary skeletons

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️OH MY GOSH CHLOE YOURE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHA DUCHSJEY DJDVE IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THATS HILARIOUS TELL ME MORE KNEE SLAPPERS LINE THAT ONE 😂😂🤣😤😤🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😤😤😤😤😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
OH MY GOSH CHLOE YOURE SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHA DUCHSJEY DJDVE IM CRYING OF LAUGHTER THATS HILARIOUS TELL ME MORE KNEE SLAPPERS LINE THAT ONE 😂😂🤣😤😤🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😤😤😤😤😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Your sarcasm is appreciated

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
I know you are but what am I?

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
That's not even relevant

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
Ik I just never got to say that as a kid

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Relatable queen noen back at it again 😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
Well since we are on the topic of togetherness
Wanna know what I really want?

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
What do you really want

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
I want to know if they make tomato plushies
I honestly don't even know if they make good plushies and I have no purpose for it
But I had a dream about it and now I want one
And a hug

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Noted
Sad cause I can't afford that
Can we get an f in the chat?

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
No

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
:(

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
F

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
:)

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
wAit! Did you just say you can't afford a hug?

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Well
I can't afford to fly across the country to give you a hug even though I want to
A lot

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
That's the very first thing we'll do when we meet

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
An optimist queen:
We love her
We Stan her
We adore her

Skeleton boi 🧟‍♂️
Are you saying you looooooOOooOve me??

Davy Jones 🏴‍☠️🧜‍♀️
Hold that thought
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