Mini Winx

Episode 69

Dorm room

"Wow, I sure have a lot of questions online about me" said James as he eyed his computer.

"So why not answer them? May as well get them out of the way" said Bloom as she came up to him.

"You know what? You're right, let me just create an official account......and there! Hopefully people won't think I'm a fake! Let's see, question number one!" said James.

1) Does James ever clean his sword?

"Why.....yes....I do....once a week at least....and there!" said James as he typed on his keyboard.

2) I wonder if James is in love with his sisters?

"Oh you bet I am" said James as he typed it while eyeing Bloom who was blushing.

3) Superman vs Goku, your thoughts?

"Superman wins, everything about him is true. It's just unfair honestly and it's not even his fault. These writers are really going crazy with how strong he is" said James.

4) Do you like anything else other than the Winx's spy suits?

"Nope! Well...I suppose that battlesuit from Kim possible is a substitute I guess" said James.

5) Do you do ballet?

"Only as a girl, no exceptions guys!" said James as he typed it out.

6) Rank in the elite ten from Shokugeki?

"First frickin seat of course!" said James.

"Really?" asked Bloom.

"What? I can dream big" said James.

7) If you were stuck as a girl for the rest of your life, what would you do?

"Watch Lost Pause on Youtube and think of only one thing.......boobs" said James.

8) How tough are you?

"How tough am I?! Tough enough to get into the Salty Spitoon boys!" said James as he slammed his fist onto the desk.

9) Can you think of anything else other than the Winx's spy suits?

"Nope and you can't make me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" declared James and he slammed the desk again.

10) What's your solution to those that don't like the Winx's spy suits?

"TNT" said James with a straight face.

11) What shows are you into nowadays?

"Hmm.........what am I into nowadays? Well..............ancient aliens for a start, then there's expedition unknown, ghost adventures, forged in fire, monster fish, river monsters.............yeah I got nothing else" said James.

12) Do you like honey?

"Why do you think I'm surrounded by girls?" asked James.

13) Who trained you?

"My father, king Oritel. Then there's Hagen and there's master Saladin" said James.

14) Can you swallow a diamond?

"You do it then since you obviously have a strong stomach!" said James.

15) Can you draw?

"Sure, I can draw stick figures really well" said James.

16) Why is your closet password in the WOW dimension 'Pervert'?

".............I don't want to talk about it" said James.

17) Do the WOW Winx girls physically abuse you?

"Yes and I don't mind since they're always in their spy suits" said James.

18) Do you know Destiny Boy although he only appeared in one comic?

"I assume you're asking if whether I know him and if whether I've seen that Winx comic? Then my answer is yes and obviously my wealth will make even him and his agent cry a river" said James.

19) Do you like Jason Liebrecht as the new Qrow in volume 7?

"I'm definitely mad that Vic got fired with no questions asked but I'm willing to give Jason a chance here since I don't doubt his acting ability due to his various roles such as Dabi from My Hero Academia for example. I just think that it's unfortunate that he has to fill the shoes of a actor who's already made a character like Qrow such a major influence" said James.

20) Are you a brony?

"Why yes I am" said James as he suddenly held a Twilight plushie.

21) Why is Stella suddenly behind you?

"Huh?" asked James.

"Oh James, open wide..................." said Stella as she held a large and sharp tynix diamond in one hand while holding a large chocolate bar in the other.

Poor James was soon in her girl form and she looked abused since she got forced to swallow that big and very thick chocolate. As for the large and sharp tynix diamond, well.........it was embedded in her butt.

End