Mask is a broke college student

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by irlkurotsuno

by irlkurotsuno

mmmMM YBES HOT
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mask basically eats ramen and he fucks his roommate
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oKOK enough of me bein a dumbass now let us continuethis shit hole
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it was a terrible day, after mask got into college.

He was Broke, for the obvious.

Mask- i wanna fuck a anime girl, i wanna stick my pp between their boobs.

Momo seems like a good waifu!! Himiko Toga is like fucking insane and weird but i'm willing to fuck her!!
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imreallysorryforthis
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Mask- I'm hungry.
Mask- i wish Himiko could squirt in my mouth.. or i could get ramen instead.
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oh yeah, and i'm not fucking horny while writing this i'm just trying to make this really weird to see if it's funny or not.
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*Mask went outside, it was raining.*
Mask- i wish i was gay.

*Mask pulled a umbrella, out of nowhere. Actually, it came out of his asshole.*

*While Mask was walking down the street, there was a human fucking a irken.*

Mask- that's nice. A 12 year old boy fucking a alien.
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*Mask reached the store.*
Mask- finally, i'm here.

*Bobble hat was actually in the store!! She was grabbing snacks for the movie night with her Girlfriend.*

Mask- Hey. Bobby.
Bobble Hat- Bobby!! that's a nice nickname for me!!

Mask- yeah whatever, do you know where the ramen is?

Bobble Hat- no.
Mask- well fuck you

*After a few minutes of searching for ramen, he finally found it and was waiting in line, he was behind bobble hat.*

Totally not Gir from invader zim: OKIE!! THAT WILL COST 1 TACO!!

Mask- wait, WHAT??

Gir: I CHANGED MY MIND!! 40 CENTS!!

Mask- er- OKAY???

*Mask paid 40 cents for This weird cashier, who's totally not a character from another show.*

Gir: SKFKODOEPLDPDKFOFOFKRORIEKPISSPEE

Mask- ok

*When mask went outside, Bobble hat was actually waiting for Mask!*

Mask- oh you were waiting for me
Bobble Hat- yep!!

Bobble Hat- Im gonna sing the DOOM Song now!!

*After that, when they went back to their rooms, Mask was on PornHub, Eating Ramen.*

*Mask was watching Himiko Toga MMD Lesbian porn.*
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OH MY GOD WHATTHEHELL IS WRONG WITH M E

aNYWAYS IM ABOUT TO HAVE A GRABD ABLL SEIER OH HOD HELP HELPBKEBFOKLLGLE HEL MEM