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Hey hey hey! Y'all ever have a well done steak?
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on the road getting hungry but mostly bored,
what would happen if you suddenly jerked the steering wheel in the direction of pedestrians,
make a row of thirty vanish like you're some sort of magician,
fuck up your life with a sudden twitch,
but what about the lives that you just offed with that switch,
if we're talking me then I'd be deliberately intending to hit em with my jeep wrangler,
leaving maybe at least 11 to 18 mangled,
leaving the survivors seeing stars after hitting the ground at funny angles,
first impact on the shoulder, then hit the curb with their ankle,
break a clavicle while rebounding off the concrete,
landing on their crown then bursting their spleen,
and because of this idea, that is whimsical, they end up a vegetable in the hospital,
on the bright side it'd be bought to the news that an extremist activist was hit in the catastrophe,
see now? it doesnt seem so bad-
but wait!
what if amidst the pedestrians there was a humanitarian?
helping others out in an attempt to being a good Samaritan
during the body amalgamation caused by your acceleration towards the hordes,
i see a plush toy ricochet off the hood of my car,
it's bizarre as a child comes in and out of view as they bounce over the stalls of the bazaars,
seeming as bad as scar or maybe even jafar, tryna hog all the oil in Qatar to fuel my pedestrian murder fantasies,
simply top tier illegality
