LUNA KRESTEL

XXVIII. KRESTEL-THE DRUNK

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"Its Partay timeeee Woohoo!"

I giggled and tripped on a banana peel, but someone caught me and saved me from falling,

"I can see unicorns! Sooo maaany uniiicorrnnss!"

"I think you have had a little too much of alcohol Kres. Lets get you to your room."

A voice sighed beside me.

I glared at the blurred figure holding me and jabbed a finger at him,

"Who are you to say me that I drank too mu- Oh waiiiittt! You are Ethan! A Werewolffffff!"

I giggled again and grabbed the stranger that passed us by the collar,

"You! Do you see him?" I pointed at Ethan.

The stranger nodded unsurely.

I giggled and slapped her/his arm,

"He is a werreeewoolffff. Do ya hear me? wereeeewwwooolllffff! RAWR!!"

I burst out laughing, slapping my knees in the process.

I saw another unicorn flying in the sky and rushed after it,

"Unicorn! Unicorn! Ohhh Unnniiiiiccoooorrrnnnnn! Wait for meeeeee!"

I slipped on a chocolate wrapper this time but someone caught me from face planting.

Again.

"My Saviour!" I threw my arms around him/her

"Where were you when I tripped on my shoelaces last year huh!? Where were yoouuuu?!"

I kicked my saviour in the shin and skipped away whistling.

But then I remembered, I DONT KNOW WHISTLING!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I AM SO SILLY!

On the way of my running, I slammed my head on the :

Pole, making a "DUNNGGGGGGGGGGG" Sound.

And then on A tree making a "hdjrjbdjddbhd" sound.

(A/N: I dont know what sound does slamming into a tree makes. If you guys know it then please feel free to comment! Insert laughing emoji hear.)

And then I stepped on a dogs tail, It made a "GRRRRRRRR" Voice at me.

But I picked up a stick and threw it away and the dog ran to catch it.

But now,

I feel like crying!

"I wantttt to crrrryyyy!"

I rushed to the swimming pool because I dont remember what crying is.

But I know it is something related to water.

Gosh! I am so smmmaaarrrttt!

"Ah-Ah swimmy pooly! Here I cumy!"

I sang and skipped to swimming pool.

But then I remembered I dont know to swim.

Aw man!

So, I skipped near the swimming pool and stood there in attention.

Why am I standing in attention?

When does one stand in attention?!

National anthem!

But I think I forgot the national anthem!

So I sing the next thing which comes to my mind,

"LADIES ALL ACROSS THE WORLD,

LISTEN UP WE ARE LOOKING FOR RECRUITS! -Damn! I forgot the next lines!

Meh!

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAALAL GRRRRRR! GOOOBSJSBDINKDHSBDHDBDHFBDJDJDJDD#?/^3&;3*#,#^#,3&$&###"

"Krestel? What exactly are you doing?" A very familiar voice asked me.

I turned to find it was my- "My Sooouuullll maaaattttee!"

I rushed towards Lukas and pulled him infront of the swimming pool.

"Uuunniiicooorrnssss! I am fishing out- ooples doples! I mean- unicorning out unnniiicoornnnsss! So HELP ME!"

But did he help me?

Nah!

He bloody carried me and took me away from my uncorining out - unicorn session.

He Defied ME!

But I will- lettt itttt gooooo because I was sleepy.

But then I forgot what sleeping was.

But thats okay, because the world around me went dark as alien invaded the Earth.

My dream is finally coming true!

Alien invaded the Earth!

Hehehhehehehehehehheheheheeeeeeheeehheeeeeeeeheehehehehehehehhehehe.

And the last thing I heard was,

"WHO THE FUCK GAVE ALCOHOL TO MY MATE IN MY ABSENCE?!"

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I think I lost few/all my brain cells while writing this chap.

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