how to sex?

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Jeff- UR OPINION IS TRASH AND ANYONE WHO AGREES CAN KISS MY ASS

BEN- ew gross no one wants to kiss ur pimply lookin' ass gross ass lookin' self fuckin' ugly ass

Jeff- THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR LITTLE SECRET YOU BI-

Slendy- the fuck

Slendy- is

Slendy- goin' on

EJ- *munching on kidneys* *burps loudly* those hoes r talkin' bout the correct way to sex

Slendy- oh

Slendy- that shits easy

Slendy- i just shove my tentacles up their ass and give them seven new holes

Everyone-

Jeff- I'm a fuckin' serial killer and that scared me

Jeff-

Jeff- hey slendy wanna fu-

Slendy- NO

Jeff- ur loss

Masky- it's so obvious that the correct way to fuck in through the mouth

Masky- dumbasses

Masky- hoodie just loves the mouth fuck

Hoodie- *whispers*  no i dont

Masky- wat was that bitch

Hoodie- n-n-n-n-no-nothin-nothing big d-d-da-daddy m-m-m-m-mas-ma-master

Masky- thats wat i thot slut

Hoodie- *whispers* help me

BEN- ANYways the best way to fuck is while playing video games ya know

BEN- so you can actually cum while lookin' at those hot ass anime bitches like for real u guys are all ugly ass serial killer rapists u can just rape people if ur horny like fuckin god why r we even takin' bout this

EJ- I like shoving kidneys up their ass then eat it through their stomach

BEN-

Masky-

Hoodie-

Jeff-

Slendy-

EJ-

EJ- um

EJ- im go

EJ- bye *leaves room*

Toby- hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky what yall talkin' bout

Masky- oh my g-

Masky- how to fuck

Toby- oh

Toby- hey masky hey masky hey masky hey masky

Toby- whats fuck

Sally- yeah wat is that owo

Masky- nothing

Sally- *inhales with malicious intent*

Sally- I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KNOW

THE END

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