Percabeth As Seen By Mortals

Shelia Setia

{I love the meme above. I'm warning you, If you don't approve of swearing skip this chapter. I mean no disrespect to any hair color, or anyone with the name Shelia, or anything, especially not to the lgbtq+ community. Disclaimer: I am not a professional writer, nor am I a middle aged man. Therefor, I am not Rick Riordan. I own only my OCs and the plot. All of these are cliche, and constructive, polite criticism is welcome.}

                   Hiiiiii! I'm Shelia, but all my friends just call me Lia! I have sooo many friends, because I'm popular and all, y'know? I am QUEEN at San Fran High School for Talented Students, all the boys want me, all the girls wanna be me! You know, except for those gross gay people {Seriously, no disrespect! This is just her view and I am actually fully behind those in the lgbtq+ community!}, and... Annabeth Chase. All the guys are asking her out, but she always says no! Bet she's one of those demi freaks! Y'know, since the Greek Gods revealed themselves. She's a nerd, but you have to admit she's pretty. Not as gorgeous as me, not even close, but moderately pretty except her eyes ruin the effect! They're hideous and grey, also kinda scary. Also, she's always wearing t--shirts, jeans, and old sneakers! Like, Ew!

           My boyfriend of the week, James or something? Yeah. Well, I watched him ask out Annabitch! Guess what she said? She. Said. No. No!!! Like, seriously? I mean, Jackie's soo hot!

"Heeeey, Annababe. {Cringe...} Wanna come to  my house tonight and have some fun? You know you want to, baby." Jarred {She means James/Jackie} said seductively {Read: Annoyingly AF}.

"One, don't call me Annababe. Two, No. Three, No I do NOT want to come to your house. Four, You have a girlfriend you asshole. Five, I have a boyfriend. And Six, if you come near me I'll give you a black eye." Annabeth warned him.

      Pfft. What could Annabitch possibly do? Anyways, Justin {Girl. Get the name right. Or at least pick one name... gods, I wanna strangle my OC.} walked off sulkily. I'll break up with him later anyways, it's time for fresh meet. It was an honor for him to be my thirty-second boyfriend this school year! I walked up to Annabitch {Read: Strutted.} and slapped her. She stood their for a second, staring at me, and slapped me back! Like, ow! I made no noise, like her {Ahem. No, you shrieked, which scared all the birds outside of the building it was so awful.} and stared her down. She made no attempt to apologize, didn't flinch, didn't cry!

"What do you think you're doing, Annbitch?! Now I have a red mark, and you were flirting with my boyfriend! I'm the favorite daughter of Artemis, god of love, passion, beauty, popularity, importance, and wealth! I'm so much better than you!" I screamed in her face.

         She still didn't flinch! Dammit! Some of nerds rolled their eyes but didn't say anything. Annabitch, however, looked like she was either going to crying or laugh... perhaps both.

"Thought your daddy was rich, bitch." Annabitch smirked.

"I- Well- Um- That's my stepdad!" I stuttered.

"Mhm." Annabitch didn't look impressed, for some reason. "You done?"

"Yeah, why?" I huffed.

"Bye asshole." She stalked off.

               I know, how could she!?

"What are you looking at?!" I screamed at the crowd.

They quickly turned away and left. Ha. They're scared, as they should be! I'm queen here! I turned and followed Annabitch through the halls. She was laughing really hard... I wonder why... {I want to strangle my OC right now...}